crank to the moon

to tighten a drumhead very very tight.

Dude, I just cranked that snare to the moon and now it sounds amazing!

crank to the moon by findagirlfriendday April 12, 2005

crank that 

to pleasure a man by masturbation

crank that bitch then supamanthat ho

crank that by ejg1714 November 1, 2007

crank dat 

A rather sophisticated rap song. I never thought I would ever say this until I heard "donk", which bring soulja boy to a new level of retardation.

Soulja boy SUCKS ASS!!!!!!!!
He's a retarded shthead!!!!!!!!
We thought crank dat was retarded until we heard "donk", absolutely senseless!!!!

crank dat by EVHSRV August 28, 2008

crank call 

A term that was created when someone misheard the expression prank call.

Since the debut of the show Crank Yankers, the name has stuck. This is unfortunate since "crank" call doesn't make any sense.

Person 1: Dude the other day we made a bunch of crank calls, it was hilarious!

Person 2: You made what? You mean PRANK calls, right?

Person 1: Prank call? ... Huh, I guess you're right.

crank call by GAWII March 19, 2008

Crank That Ulysses

When you fuck a girl in the butt so hard you can make her ass big enough so you can stick a cane up her ass then rent a wood chipper and put her through it.

Yo last night was the first time i got to crank that Ulysses.

Crank That Ulysses by DREKKKKKKKKKKKKK January 2, 2008

Crank Dat Spiderman 

After jizzing in your hand, you whip the cum at the girls face with your hand posed like Spiderman when he spins a web.

Guy 1: I'ma Crank Dat Spiderman dat ho'!!

Guy 2: Yo, make sure you film that shit, LOL!

Crank Dat Spiderman by Tristan S.H. December 2, 2007

Crank it 

A term originated from the music industry to command an individual to "turn up the volume.

Joseph: Hey man this show is going great!
Scott: Yea man but you really need to Crank it on this next song.
Joseph: Sure thing Scott!

Crank it by lyfesvrbby May 22, 2008