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Cookie-Wank

You and your friends stand in a circle around a cookie. You start to jerk off and try to hit the cookie with your load. The first one who doesn't hit the cookie, or the last one to cum, has to eat it.
"Man, I still have the taste of the Cookie-Wank off yesterday in my mouth."
"Yes, I came first!"
"Oh man, I lost the Cookie-Wank again."
"Oh sorry I didn't mean to shoot you"
by TheFunnyGamer October 18, 2021
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Cookieman’s fat ass

Dam Cookieman’s fat ass was so fun my kids loved it
by Cookieman’s ass cheeks March 28, 2022
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Leather Cookie

A Leather Cookie is a person who lives their life tanning out in the sun all year round, to the point of literally looking like their skin is made of leather. They are usually very flabby, wrinkly, dark brown, and flat when they're laying on their floral collapsible chair, and simply cook themselves in the heat of the sun. Therefore, they perfectly resemble a thoughtless cookie. Unfortunately they do not have the common courtesy to cover their shiny, leathery, gelatinous flesh with more than a bikini... to, of course, attract even more attention to their 'gorgeous' (and time consuming) complexion, and can cause blindness. If you live in Florida, however, it can be very contagious. These people are indefinitely prone to skin cancer.
"What's that dark splotch laying on the sand over there?"
"I don't know dude, looks like a beached whale or something."
"Ooohhh no it's just a leather cookie!"
"Ew, dude, how is that thing still alive?"
"It's probably got a week or so until skin cancer finally gets to it..."
by DankSalsa January 11, 2010
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chicken choking

The innate ability to lose a won football game late in the 4th quarter as exhibited by the South Carolina gamecocks.
The USC gamecocks are chicken choking again against lowly Tennessee.
by furiousgeorge November 2, 2014
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blood choking

the act of causing someone to pass out or lose consciousness by restricting blood flow to the persons brain. this is also known as choking out and is considered an edge play.
"me and my sub tried blood choking last night,she ended up passed out for 2 minutes."
by i have too much spare time January 10, 2020
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Strawberry cookie dawg

A strain of some heavy ganja
“ what u smoking there la smells heavy like”

“Just some strawberry cookie dawg la get on it

“Arrr niceone kid been itching for it all day la”
by R kid mixer man September 4, 2021
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lilac cookie

a really hot mf who will ruin my life someday. IDC IF HES A COOKIE BES SO HOT
"dude do you know lilac cookie??" "YEFHSDJJDNEKK HES SO SJUDJEJJR AND HRS MY EVERYTHING"
by herbcookiestan October 2, 2021
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