Crapping Horseshoes

When one just has everything go right for them, much to the degree of irritation. Can be applied to any situation, such video games, meeting the opposite sex, field of work or education, technology issues, and life in general.

Also referred to as "that's fucking bullshit".

Check his boxers, he's definitely crapping horseshoes.

by OhSnapMan October 21, 2010

clipping the hedges

To trim your nose hair.

Grace: you excited for that party?
Lindsey: Yeah, but I’ll need to clip the hedges first.
Grace: I would never go to a party without clipping the hedges.

by Rocklicker December 31, 2017

clipping device

anything you use to take videos of someone

“Look Tyler is about to dunk on him”
“Wait let me pull out the clipping device”

by digbickdee January 22, 2020

clit clipping

The most painful form of eating out. Only turns on a hand ful of girls. It is the act of repeatedly nipping\gnawing\chomping at a woman's clitoris for a steaming squirt in your face.

How was your night?

Good. I went clit clipping till this bitch rained like a monsoon!

by Mr. NCC June 10, 2012

booty clappin chris

A llama that runs around clapping peoples cheeks. He is into all kinds of stuff so enjoy him.

Man Booty clappin chris can take me tonight :)

by summer fall November 1, 2018

Clit Clappin'

Clit Clappin' is when two grown women rub, hump, clap, slide and smack each other's pelvis and clits together repeatedly.

I loved everything about clit Clappin' with you last night.

Have you ever been clit clappin'?

Clit clappin' makes me so wet

I thought I was into men, but now you've got me questioning that, clit clappin' with you was so good!

Ass smacking, clit clappin'! Lesbians have it all figured out!

by Nailed It!! December 18, 2020

Gorilla clamping

When a girl squeezes her vagina during sex to give the illusion of a tight vagina.

That gorilla clamping had me nutting in seconds.

by AceBriggy69 April 3, 2021