chode 

A dong that is thicker then it is long, it's common nicknames are 'dinner plate' and 'hockey puck'. There is a huge debate about whether or not the chode even exists.

Person 1: "God damn! John Brown has a chode!"
Person 2: "Slap shot!"

chode by Maximus Desimus Meridious July 31, 2004

Chode 

1. n Small penis. Refering to the genitals of a wuss, pussy or tosser.

2. adj Geek, weasel or twat. Describes someone acting with a tosspot demeanour.

Example 1: "Oi, Chap! You been snogging my bird again ain't ya, I know you 'ave cos she said you 'ad a chode!"

Example 2: "Hey! Come 'ere you chode! I'm gonna batter you!"

Chode by Da butcher July 8, 2007

Chode 

A male who is anywhere from socially awkward to being so far gone they can't even admit they are socially awkward.

Man did you see that chode talking to that girl? Someone should have helped her make an exit!

Chode by Wondery_girl October 7, 2008

chode 

1. A penis that has extreme width compared to its lengh. When erect, sides expand, but does not grow in lengh, only in circunference. Some say it's a curse, however people who delevop the skills necessary to use it affirm its a gift. Chodes do exist, however are rather rare to find.
2. Used quite uncommonly as the ara between the scrotum and the anal cavity.

1.
- Check out that chode! Massive width!
- Yea, and its expanding... no! its getting an erection!

2. I like having my chode licked, however not my anus or scrotum.

chode by GoldenCako August 21, 2006

chode 

A chode is a penis that is wider than it is long.

Thomas has the smallest dick I've ever seen! The things a fucking chode!

chode by Mikey August 21, 2006

chode 

A penis that is wider than long.

Katie finally found Tom's chode.

chode by martinevans August 21, 2006

Chode 

A penis that is exremely short and humungusly wide, in otehr words a 2x6

Tyler Burke had a huge hairy meaty CHODE and Tom Dunn likes to lick it and smack his genitalia against it during intercoucre while Blake laughs and shoots them with pellet guns, all the while Ms. V looks at tehm with her eyes on her backside hairs.

Chode by Dirty Sanchez February 18, 2003