Take the bread out of the oven

A phrase used in the kitchen when you need to excuse yourself to go number two.

Cook: "Hey Chef, I need to run downstairs and take the bread out of the oven!"

Chef: "What the hell? We don't have an oven downst... ooooooh. Light a match when you're done."

by bblack1220 October 29, 2009

Twistin the Bread

When someone is making up a lame excuse like in school and the teacher stops you mid excuse, the lame excuse is known as twistin the bread. The teacher would also add to the end, "you twist the bread, it's gonna fly out the window."

"Hey are you twistin the bread?" Mr. Curran asked incredulously, "cause if you twist the bread, it's gonna fly out the window."

by JoeyPencils October 17, 2012

sausage in bread

The act of laying a log like turd in someones hand. Because it looks like a sausage in bread, the hand being the bread and the turd being the sausage. For added effect add sauce.

Old mate had passed out at the party and was being a little bit lippy before hand, so we gave him a sausage in bread, hope he doesnt eat in his sleep.

by Canabul Carnz May 24, 2016

first piece of bread

The hoe that everyone touches but nobody wants

Jacy is the first piece of bread out of the group of hoes

by NiggaTheBoss420 April 25, 2015

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when balls collide into a homosexual loaf of bread while another man has an erection while inside of the man with his balls in a loaf of bread (typically there is another man in the background doing the hamburger with his dick)

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by Brian Esparza Mejia May 1, 2023

Brown Bread

This is rhyming slang for the word dead. This meaning of dead is used when you are tired/knackered and can not go on etc.

"Alrite pal? Fancy Coming Out on the town tonight?"
"No Thanks, I'm Brown Bread"

by Craig Lewis September 21, 2005

used bread store

Notional name for bakery outlet stores (such as what are run by Weber and Orowheat) that sell products at discount rates.

Origin is obscure, but probably comes by analogy that something that's previously used is a lot cheaper than something that's new.

Usage is considered silly.

We picked up food at the used bread store for half the price we would've paid at the grocery store!

by Dennis The Tiger December 30, 2004