Adrenaline Boner

A boner that pops during a rush of adrenaline, in a completely non-sexual way.

When we were going up the lift on the roller coaster, my balls started tingling. At the bottom of the first drop, I had a full-on adrenaline boner.

by rogerthewhale May 2, 2013

jesus boner

noun: when a person gets really excited about jesus, the teachings/words of jesus, or anything relating to jesus. the reultant is a massive jesus boner.

While I was in church, I had the eerie feling that I was surrounded by about 150 jesus boners.

The pope has the worlds largest jesus boner. what a stud.

by the storm drains May 7, 2008

panic boner

Getting a sudden and uncontrollable boner from a sudden shock of fear. Usually happens when one freaks out during a public speaking .

According to Wikipedia, actor Thomas Lennon sufffers from panic boners. Apparently he's more nervous in front of crowds than he let's on.

by Tenacious Faulker March 29, 2015

Boner Shrinker

A woman that is ugly, bitchy, harpy, shrewish, or has any other unattractive characteristic that makes her sexually undesirable to a man. Said of a woman that temporarily kills sexual desire because of physical or personality traits that do not a man want to have her.

Joe: "Kate is a Boner Shrinker."
Alex: "Yeah, she ain't very pretty."
Joe: "Not just that, but she is a complete bitch. That is what I meant."

by skidale November 2, 2008

Hangover Boner

when your boyfriend/husband has a giant erection the day after a long night of drinking.

Mike has a hangover boner again. He was out until 4am last night getting drunk with his friends.

by Jmic May 28, 2017

mf boner

Trully outstanding words made by one of all time great minds - lil purpp.
Smokepurpp (lil water invasion) himself stated how it was one of his most emotional pieces he ever done.
The way he switches from "im a mf boner" to "im a mf stoner" shows delusional people that purpp is always strapped on (in every single way) even tho when hes high as giraffee ass.

You can either be a mf boner or a mf stoner if u aint on purpps level yet
in case u are, combination of both in the limelight could be very dangerous.

by Zissler March 19, 2021

with a boner

a reply to just about any statement for humor or to loosen up an intense situation.

1.bob: I drunk coffee this morning

chuck: with a boner

2.tanner: I swear I am about to punch you in the face

random guy in the background: with a boner

tanner: (chuckles)...never mind

by the trevmeister November 15, 2011