A Queer Boast But Alas

An archaic form of Weird Flex but OK used by medieval crusaders and bishops up through the 14th century

Count Michael of Winsuxershire-Upon-Hill the 3rd: Ho! Behold all thoust who are present! I have baked AT LEAST 16 crows into my pie!
Cardinal Willy of Piedmont: *medieval chuckle* lol, you put birds in your desserts instead of goat urine? A queer boast but alas!

by xX_Chromosones_Xx December 2, 2018

boast

To gloat or brag about something

He was boasting about his fly girlfriend.

by Orbital August 7, 2005

great boast little toast

it's a Persian proverb and it means that:

You don't need to boast when you got no penny to bless yourself with.
Great boast (but) empty pockets (to buy sth).

How can you afford to buy such an expensive jewellery with an empty pocket?
Great boast little toast!

by rkhodaverdian June 15, 2016

Boosty

The fat that hangs over a fat woman's vagina. You can usually find a boosty on a 250+ pounder. Most boosties are formed from eating too much McDonalds hamburgers. The African American boosty is usually formed from eating too much chicken wings, hotdogs & various other grilled meat products. The quickest way to get a boosty is to eat a lot of bologna sandwiches. The boosty is also used by the man during sexual intercourse for satisfying penis pleasure. During the sexual intercourse with the boosty, the woman can experience a strange type of orgasim if the boosty is pounded hard enough. Lesbians also engage in boosty sex by fingering each others boosties. The name for a boosty fart is a "tramabomb".

Anorexic Jenny: No thanks, no bologna patties for me today, I don't want to get a boosty.
Pig Patty: Can I have yours then? My brother really likes to fuck my boosty.
Anorexic Jenny: In that case, you sure can, Pig Patty! :)

I can't wait to pound that chunk of boosty tonight, Freddy.

Man, check out Rosie O'Donnell, she has a massive boosty!

I was sittin' in class just chillin'...all a sudden I heards a loud tramabomb! Mayne, what dat boosty bitch been eatin?!

by Nigga Ishmael December 13, 2008

Boast

To brag about something; to show off.

The girls in school like to boast about being popular.

by speechless10 January 2, 2010

Modest Boast

A Modest Boast is joking about how good, something about you or something owned by you is. Unlike real boasting a Modest Boast is used as a joke or comedy form to make people laugh.

1. "Haha! He is so funny."
"What's so funny about him bragging and boasting about his self?"
"Calm down dude, its just a Modest Boast."

by Buffalo Puppy July 25, 2009

Bhost Tangent

When you ask Bhost something really minor and he turns it into a 40 minute long tangent that slowly saps the will to live out of everyone else present.

"Hey Bhost, what do you think of vinegar?"
"Well, I love vinegar for a variety of reasons, including...."
"Oh no. It's a bhost tangent."

by pi'erre November 20, 2020