Boner face

One's facial expression when they have a boner.
It is more to do with the horny aura than with an actual boner. There is a slight smile, glint in the eyes and laid back body with the dick as the controller of all thoughts.

I thought Colt would for sure smash that girl! He had such a boner face!

by Sriracha_cake March 4, 2021

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Boner Jams

a reference to 2005 American comedy film The 40 Year Old Virgin where Paul Rudd's character, David gives Steve Carell, Andy a box of the best pornos called "Boner Jams". Boner Jams is a list of the best videos that busted your nut! aka ejaculate. Wankers keep a list of videos that made their cock explode baby batter.

Wow this video of a slut getting plowed up her cunt and ass made me Bust my load! I'm adding it to the "Boner Jams 2022" playlist!

by HornyPornoAddict March 17, 2022

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boner queso

A synonym for smegma. Sometimes used specifically to describe dick cheese belonging to a person of hispanic origin.

Armando: Duuuude have you seen how much boner queso Jose has? You could make a quesadilla with that shit.

Carlos: Nah mang, I'm not really into checking out other dudes dick cheese status.

by Hammer of Jesus April 5, 2017

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FIFA Boner

When you're playing FIFA really well and it leads to arousal in the form of a hard-on.

Oh my god that bicycle kick was sick! I just got a massive FIFA boner.

by the sheen machine April 17, 2011

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Nervous Boner

A surprise erection when least expected in an unsexual enviroment.

witnessing someone be hit by a car
funerals
the death of your neighbor
being pulled over for speeding
getting dumped by a girlfriend
falling down a flight of stairs
bad report cards
caught with drugs
these scenarios may result in a Nervous Boner

by kronic Illness February 22, 2009

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