feed the beaver

Euphemism for vaginal penetration or insertion as in the act of sex/intercourse by all pleasurable means.

Has nothing to do with a real kitty cat unless it's your type of bestial fetish in which case you must seek psychological help immediately.

Feed the kitty and feeding the kitty are also used.

To feed the beaver one must first have a clear visual of the target, thus a razor and in a rare cases a weed wacker (preferably with an electric motor and a long battery life) is vitally necessary.

by Frotheriffic March 15, 2008

beaver hunter

One who hunts the beaver, also known as the female sex organ -vagina-

Wow, nick sure is one beaver hunter.. hes bagged 5 today

by Nickerus January 22, 2006

Beaver Juice

The juices produced usually from a female homosapien vaginal area. usually used for lubricating the objects for entrance.

Tom: Your sister's Beaver Juice was all over my lap!

Jimmy: Actually my sister just has a weak bladder.

by blue bolas July 10, 2005

horny beaver

a facial expression in which one squints and then sticks out his teeth, somewhat resembling a beaver that is prepared to mate. This behavior may also be linked to mild mental retardation.

What the hell is wrong with that kid?

Well, he's making the horny beaver face again.

Oh it all makes sense now!

by Matthew A October 1, 2008

beaver whack

This is much like the infamous "punch buggy." When you see a car with wood paneling, you turn to your nearest friend, smack them, and exclaim, "Beaver Whack! No Beaver Whack back!"

They need to stop making cars with wood paneling. Your beaver whacks hurt!

by Nichole! June 25, 2008

beavershark

Beaversharks are an indigenous species to Pine Mountain, Georgia, and are found in the lakes of Callaway Gardens. They prefer deeper water, but occasionally can be spotted near shore, especially at dawn or dusk. They have buck teeth and a beaver tale, with a body reminiscent of a shark. Adult beaversharks can grow up to 3 feet long. Beaversharks feed on large fish and turtles, and have been known to bite human children.

Always stay inside the swim area, the beaversharks are hungry this time of day.

by U.S. Fish and Game July 20, 2007

Squealing a beefer

An unusually large shit, that is normally paired with dehydration, but can often follow chinese food and pizza. Usually involves alcohol, but can be linked to various ethnic foods.

I am squealing a beefer right now, and it stinks.

by rheadorange January 14, 2010