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bar-b-glued

When bar-b-que sauce acts like a glue and causes things to stick together.

examples: food, fingers, anything it touches
My sandwich was bar-b-glued together so i couldn't pull it apart.
by see no evil November 7, 2010
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Bar Friend

1. Someone you only hangout with at the bar or club. The person is usually a major D-Bag or Bitch. But, very funny or good looking.

2. Someone you roll with to the bar to pick up dudes or girls.

3. Someone you see at the bar once in a while and hook up with. Some you would never bring home to mom, but you would have sex with in a bathroom.

4. Someone you might date, but, prolly not.

5. Someone who can drink a lot.
"Hey, man you wanna date that girl?" Nah, we are just bar friends, we hooked up once, it was cool."
by DrSpinLA March 22, 2011
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Bar Commando

A person who is in charge of gathering a group of people for a night at multiple bars, or a bar crawl. This person outlines a plan of attack to which bars you will visit in an efficient way during the night.

Also an expert in nightly specials at certain bars and times in which they take place.
Chris was Bar Commando last night. He organized all 10 of us and had an amazing game plan for which bars we should hit in Philly.
by Genazz April 30, 2011
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Bar Banshee

Noun.

A profusely annoying, deafeningly loud woman whose mouth diarrhea completely dominates all the normal sounds of a bustling bar, drowning out everything else.
Conversation, ordering a drink, or enjoyment of music is rendered impossible.

This legendary beast refuses to shut the hell up and mistakenly believes one of 2 things will result from their ear-raping howls:
1) they may attract a mate by commanding attention.
or
2) people actually find them worth listening to.

Her ear-wrecking shrieks, cackling laughter, and the sheer decibel level of her voice have been known to cause the following symptoms in anyone within a 1.4 mile radius:
1) confusion
2) temporary loss of hearing
3) headache
4) uncontrollable vomiting
5) rage
6) thoughts of suicide
7) violence

Left untreated, this could result in permanent loss of hearing or death.
Treatment options include getting into your car and speeding away, or just K.O. the loud mouth bitch.
a) Huh? Say WHAT??? Say that again. HUH?!?! (shouts) IM SORRY DUDE, I CAN'T HEAR A WORD YOU'RE SAYING OVER THAT BAR BANSHEE BY THE POOL TABLE!!!

b) I'm going home, the bar banshee is giving me a massive migraine and I've been contemplating suicide for the last 5 minutes.
by Glamkitten May 25, 2011
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Bar fruit

An array of disgustingly slimy limes, lemons, cherries, celery, olives and so forth, marinating in a brine of watery acidic juice with discarded pennies, burnt matches and bacteria from filthy hands, in plastic bins with flip tops. These are found by the waitress station at any watering hole or dive bar in most of the world where alcohol is served.
Never, ever, allow a cocktail waitress to serve you a drink garnished with any sort of bar fruit.
by KImCobain March 12, 2015
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Bar Tar

The sticky, dirty residue forming on the floors of bars due to a combination of spilled drinks and the dirt from the bottom of people's shoes
"Fuck, man! My new Jordans got so filthy from all the Bar Tar last night!"
by MegadethFan345 June 13, 2015
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bar mistake

What you end up living with for 2 months, after too much tequila, last call, and no ride home.
Wow! I finally sobered up and realized what a bar mistake I made.
by ocbinor September 30, 2018
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