Bank Goggles

Somewhat similar to "Beer Goggles", a common ailment in which one's over consumption of alcohol makes it appear as if said victim's bank account is several times larger than reality. Victim is prone to suicide and/or vehicular reposession/eviction shortly thereafter.

"No way Scott - you aren't paying for all of us... take your Bank Goggles off."
"Oh, bullshit!", he yelled as he picked himself up off the bar floor. "Let me pick up the tab - we've had bottle service for 9 hours, so I can't really do the math right now. Hell, it's only $3800, who cares! Pfffft. Bag Nozzles! Whatever."

by FlashGibby March 10, 2009

Wank in the bank

To masturbate prior to a date where you are pretty sure you will get a shag. Having already ejaculated some hours before, the shag lasts its maxmum time

Anne was hot, good job I had a wank in the bank or I would have blown my load before she even got her knickers off

by Slipstream222 August 11, 2008

spank bank

Noun. A zoo of images one creates in his or her mind in order to be withdrawn at a later date to be used as assisistance while pounding one out. The bank is only temporary storage and is inferior in many ways to the cellular phone camera.

See mental picture.

Damn I hope the spank bank is open on sundays because I'm makin' a deposit!

by kjcw September 25, 2006

Lloyd Banks

A member of G-Unit.
Got shot 2 times, had to run himself to the hospital and got hit by a car on the way.
Good rapper.

Lloyd Banks drops that ill shit.

by nyne mil November 29, 2003

Ghetto Bank

Started with a fear of the man taking their money.

Ghetto banks can consist of any of the following places or things to hide their jack.

Coffee can, pop can, bra, panties, book bag, metal box, bed pillow, mattress, cardboard box, freezer, zip lock baggies, dog house, hole next to a tree, glove case

I hide my dough in my ghetto bank. No one can find it. Not even me! At the least I knows the man can’t take it from me.

by T_rump_supporter May 28, 2018

Spank for bank

When a guy masturbates for the camera and people online subscribe to it and he makes money from it.

GT thinks he's an inspirational role model but I saw that spank for bank clip he made.

by lucilooloo February 7, 2014

bank coffee

Bad tasting, shitty complementary coffee such as that set out all day for customers at a bank. It often tastes burnt if sitting in a pot or tastes weak or acidic if served from a thermos dispenser. Occasionally somebody will help themselves to a cup, but nobody really enjoys it. Often served in small white styrofoam cups with a large canister of powdered creamer nearby.

“Is there a place to get coffee here?”
“Nah, all they serve here is shitty bank coffee.”

by Dav1d VB May 29, 2018