Rectum Bandit 

One who likes to steal the virginity of someone else through anal sex only.

Kid 1: Dude, did you hear that Frank was a Rectum Bandit?

Kid 2: Yeah, my ass hurts already.

Rectum Bandit by FrankyFirecrotch January 14, 2009

bj bandit 

girls that constantly give bjs, she's down to suck D, especially when drunk

that one girls a real bj bandit at the parties

bj bandit by james ready October 23, 2011

bubble bandit 

some one who takes an excessive amount of bubble or mkat on a regular basis. They often stink of cat piss, abuse their partners, wear copious amounts of fila tracksuits and drink white lightning.

derrick - ' that was such a weird party last night bro'

jim - ' yeah i know that bubble bandit was off his conk, plus he stank of cat piss!'

bubble bandit by mcrumpletumpergerk June 29, 2015

oxygen bandit

Someone who is just so idiotic they don't deserve our precious air.

Why do you even exist you oxygen bandit?

oxygen bandit by mien kamf July 30, 2015

Book Bandit 

a person who steals/defaces stationary books and other items

person 1 "Dude I cant find my white-out or my fine liner!"
person 2 "must've been the book bandit"

Book Bandit by The Book Bandit December 6, 2015

Shekel Bandit 

a shekel bandit is a stupid money grabbing jew who is attracted to the sight of shekels and will take any shekels they can get their dirty money grabbing hands .

NEO NAZI 1 - "hey that shekel bandit is taking the fucking quarter i dropped"
NEO NAZI 2 - "stupid kike!"

Shekel Bandit by ConVoid July 29, 2018

Piss Bandit 

A group of bandits, which piss all over public restrooms, therefor attaining the name “Piss Bandits”

I am a Piss Bandit huge W there

Piss Bandit by Swampedbandit January 3, 2022