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Blonde Gekko

A, usually, fake blonde woman who has tanned to the point her skin looks like a lizard's skin. Prevalent in the SoCal region of the United States.
I'm late because I got stuck behind some blonde gekko in a convertible with a no foam soy latte.
by Pablo Verde October 17, 2018
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legally blonding

An attractive woman persuading others to do things based on her looks and charm.
Did you see how she was legally blonding herself into the VIP section?
by JaimeLannister January 25, 2022
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blonde-spond

The only proper way to respond to mansplaining: feigning ignorance.
Mansplain: See, they put it in an oven, which is basically just a way to make it hot...
Blonde-spond: Oh, so you mean like the opposite of a fridge?
by Grandma Richard December 31, 2020
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blond amputee

When someone makes some bomb food and they serve it to you.
Also a substitute for bon appetite
Emily:"I made my baby some chicken pot pie."
Jose:" Blond Amputee"
by EmilyTooSavage November 28, 2016
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Bland on Blond

Watching girl on girl action, but with one of the aforementioned ladies much less attractive than the other
I went to Keiths the other night as he had some new lezzie films, in this one film this stunning blond bird was scissoring off with a double edged crystal wand with this right minger - it was a typical case of "Bland on Blond
by cheffykins August 8, 2010
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Blonde-dysmorphia

When you have blonde hair but still think you are a brunette. Forever thinking you are not blonde enough.
I just had my highlights done but my

blonde-dysmorphia thinks I'm still dark.
by Rhenium after dark March 31, 2023
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blonde superman

Jason Grace aka brick/stapler
lover. Get over it, fandoms are
strange. If you don't know Jason
Grace, sit down and read Heroes
of Olympus.
by Rana Kamistar November 25, 2021
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