Blonde-dysmorphia

When you have blonde hair but still think you are a brunette. Forever thinking you are not blonde enough.

I just had my highlights done but my

blonde-dysmorphia thinks I'm still dark.

by Rhenium after dark March 31, 2023

blonde-spond

The only proper way to respond to mansplaining: feigning ignorance.

Mansplain: See, they put it in an oven, which is basically just a way to make it hot...
Blonde-spond: Oh, so you mean like the opposite of a fridge?

by Grandma Richard December 31, 2020

Blonde-squad

A group of dumb blonde stereotypes who are the school's alfa pack. They enjoy tasteless gossip, following trends, and overpriced clothing. They are the first girls to be openly liked by popular guys, but not the first to get boyfriends, because the people who actually get boyfriends aren't superficial jerks, and have emotions other than snake. They have 6-year-old mentalities and insults, such as the well known "I'm not gonna invite you to my birthday party!" and the infamous "I'm telling!" (even if they are at fault). The Blonde-squad frowns upon outsiders, nerds, rebels, and non-trend-followers like me. They are sassy, but mean sassy, not fun sassy. When given an irrefutable retort, they will respond with an embarrassed "whatever." and then stalk away with their troupe in tow. this makes them think they won, when in reality the retort-giver is the obvious winner. To this day, no one knows why they are so popular, because the whole school hates them.

Synonyms:
THE squad, Squad A, the Plastics, Populars, you get the drill...

blonde-squad girl: (in class) how do you spell wood?
me: (stares in disbelief ) I'm sorry, what?!
blonde-squad girl: Oh my gosh, are that stupid? I asked how you spell wood!
me: (gives up all hope on America) W-O-O-D.
blonde-squad girl: I knew you weren't dumb!
me: (under my breath) can't say i feel the same way about you...
blonde-squad girl: huh?

me: nothing...

by HawkinsAV_22 May 29, 2018

blond amputee

When someone makes some bomb food and they serve it to you.
Also a substitute for bon appetite

Emily:"I made my baby some chicken pot pie."
Jose:" Blond Amputee"

by EmilyTooSavage November 28, 2016

Blonde Latina

A blonde latina are the lightskins of latinas. Once a latina dyes her hair blonde she'll hit you with "Who's this?" She'll start ignoring your calls/texts. She'll start feeling superior to dark haired latinas.

Look at her acting like a blonde latina

by zzazza December 16, 2021

blonde superman

Jason Grace aka brick/stapler
lover. Get over it, fandoms are
strange. If you don't know Jason
Grace, sit down and read Heroes
of Olympus.

Jason Grace=Blonde Superman

by Rana Kamistar November 25, 2021

Bland on Blond

Watching girl on girl action, but with one of the aforementioned ladies much less attractive than the other

I went to Keiths the other night as he had some new lezzie films, in this one film this stunning blond bird was scissoring off with a double edged crystal wand with this right minger - it was a typical case of "Bland on Blond

by cheffykins August 8, 2010