suck my bleeding dick

Suck my bleeding dick is when someone runs up to you, Rips off your pants, cuts your dick open and bends down and starts sucking ferociously.

"Get over here Pablo!"
"Oh no not the.... SUCK MY BLEEDING DICK SUCKER!"
"Oh yes baby!"
"OWOSWLWLALWLWLAO!!!!"
"MYYYYYYYY DIIIIIIIIIICK!!!!!"

by Dick Twat The Third May 23, 2016

bleedin'

word used to emphasize others

"They were this bleedin' big"
"The film was bleedin' deadly"
"Ya bleedin' eejit"

by Cully April 1, 2003

Bleeding the lizzard

Taking a piss.

Look at that! All three of us bleeding the lizzard.

by vneckfalcon March 26, 2011

bleeding the brakes

While during intercourse, a man will thrust in a fast motion pushing air into the vagina. Then when the man pulls out the woman queefs.

Bleeding the brakes past tense :Man last night I was railing Barb and I bled the brakes on that bitch.

by Rosco- December 4, 2017

bleeding obvious

to miss something so obvious to anyone who made any actual effort to look, or even glance, that only a complete moron or someone with the IQ of a pineapple would fail to see it. Predominantly an English expression, especially with London Cockneys.

Watson asked Sherlock who shot the victim. "Somebody with a gun." he mocked.

"Well thank you, Sherlock, for stating the bleeding obvious" Watson growled.

by Fafhrd November 22, 2019

creative bleeding

Like creative periods or creative menstrual cycle where an artist is unable to produce any creative off-springs.

I think my creative bleeding is over for now and yes, I am back with bang!

by thinkingbuddha December 11, 2013

beedoh

Someone or something you love or find cute/adorable

1.*looking at a baby* “aww look at that beedoh!”
2. I love you beedoh!

by Lovebug998 December 4, 2018