eye bleach

A nonexistent product which people say they will use after viewing something in line with rule 34 or something horrifying/gory. Eye bleach typically consists of cute pictures of puppies, kittens, ducklings and other baby animals to cleanse your eyes after viewing any of the aforementioned.

After viewing a photo that aligns with rule 34: "Someone please pass the eye bleach!"

by PhxMfwa December 17, 2017

Drink bleach

Another way of telling someone to kill themselves if they’re annoying asf

“OMG LOOK AT THAT SLUGGGG EW IT SOOOOO GROSS OMG!?”
“SHUT UP BRENDA”
“NOOO OMG ITS SOOOOOO HUGE AND BIG EW”
(Everyone) “FFS BRENDA DRINK BLEACH”

by I am phat :D November 6, 2018

Spinal bleach

A more advanced type of trick, where you dig your fingernails so intensely into your partners back, you rip their flesh in half revealing their spinal cord. Because of the intense pain, you must pour gallons of bleach to block it out. Afterwards, you cum enough into their lacerated flesh and fill the entire gap, proceed to seal the rupture with super glue. Whenever you need to re-fill the gap, stick a tube up their lovely anus and continuously cum up their spinal cord.

Guy 1: “hey man, have you recently done your partners’ spinal bleach?”

Guy 2: “hall yeah, tearing the back in half gets me to climax in like .2 seconds, crazy good.”

by thicccneck December 11, 2018

Mind Bleach

Strong alcoholic drink capable of producing black outs or drowning bad memories.

I'm gonna need a good dose of mind bleach after that date with Rebbecca.

by almoore March 4, 2009

Brain Bleach

Ingesting massive amounts of alcohol, resulting in inability to remember events after ingestion. Experienced brain-bleachers will later try to piece the night's events together by looking at sent texts, talking to friends, etc.

Guy 1: Dude, remember when you started a fight club last night across from the cop shop? That was awesome!

Guy 2: I wish I did, but i blacked out. Everclear is brain bleach for me.

by jewannabe July 5, 2009

Clorox Bleach

You really should drink it.

Drink Clorox bleach now.

by Where they at doe January 20, 2017

lil bleach

he the dude thats gon take you bitch

follow him on soundcloud lil bleAch x lil stAin

by lil bleAch x lil stAin August 17, 2017