Breakfast Basket

Placing a hard-boiled egg into a woman's vagina and then consuming it with cooter bacon.

-A full course meal.

Man 1 : You seem hungry.

Man 2 : Yeah, I skipped out on breakfast.

Man 1 : Shoulda just had a breakfast basket.

Man 2 : I'm not married.

by Lousy-David April 12, 2009

Ass-Basket

A person that is such an ass as to comprise an entire basket of asses.

Bob: Your boss made you work late again?
Dave: Yeah, my boss is a real ass-basket!

by Larry Nathan April 29, 2008

Fruit Basket

A topless, and/or often doorless Jeep Wrangler consisting of a bunch of shirtless guys. Too many fruits half naked in one basket...

You know what I'm talking about.

"Hey check out that doorless Jeep filled with all those shirtless dudes"

"Ya man, what a fuckin fruit basket."

by KingKlownoftheKorn August 08, 2015

BASKET CASE

someone who can not function in particular situation or environment

Johnny is a basket case since he lost his job.

by Anonymous September 05, 2003

basket case

One whom lacks the ability of dealing with stress.

Sam is a backet case because of that bitch heather.

by Miranda July 15, 2004

Picnic Basket

A sexual act in which one party eats a combination of salad, sandwich, and blackberry pie, then vomits onto the genitals of another party during oral sex.

OMG, Allison, I totally gave Erik a picnic basket last night!

by alllisson August 01, 2010

whisker basket

A fat, puss puss that's hairy as fuck.

Your mom.

by n September 29, 2003