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Ball Cramps

To have a cramp begin in either your legs or stomach, eventually the pain spreads to your balls. it feels like being hit in the balls with a sledgehammer.
dammit, dude, i had a leg cramp and it started to spread, and now i have ball cramps!

*passes out from pain*
by PunkRockerJack June 8, 2009
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ball-cack

There are no CDs! Oh ball-cack!
by Ian Chode October 9, 2003
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ball cushion

used to describe a goatee on a gay man. that area of hair on the chin.
my balls feel good bouncing on bills ball cushion
by stuart duff August 21, 2006
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Ball and Chain Ball

An outrageously fun wedding, where the bride and groom acknowledge that they are prisoners of love - prepared to be legally shackled to one another for eternity. Prison Attire is required at a Ball and Chain Ball.
Eric: Will you Marry Me? Adele: Yes, but only at a Ball and Chain Ball. Eric: Duh! Adele: Please don't dress up as Nick Nolte. Eric: As long as you don't dress up like Martha Stewart.

A deal is struck, and the planning begins for the ball and chain ball.
by Joe Mama Harrington March 30, 2009
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Ball-crumbs

The detritus-like substance found on a man's hands after he scratches his scrotum.
Don't scratch your balls then touch my face.. you'll get ball-crumbs all over me
by Peacock Lady February 23, 2011
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Ball Curtsy

To spread one's scrotum like a skirt and deliver a chivalrous curtsy. developed by amateur philanthropist Camden Bertrand.
After his stunning sexual performance, Tom delivered a gentlemanly ball curtsy and left.
by Uncle Blazer July 30, 2012
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ball cheeks

Similar to butt cheeks, but formed with your ballsack. This word describes the shape your ballsack makes when both balls are perfectly aligned to create a "butt cheek" shape, except this is with your balls, so they are called ball cheeks. Could also be used as an adjective to describe something that is bad (an insult). *Similar to ass cheeks or cheeks.
"Dude, your ball cheeks are showing" or "Dude, you're so bad at 2k... you're ball cheeks"
by simslayer26 March 2, 2016
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