brock alder

Dick with a small dick

Omg it’s brock alder

by Hehehehhrd February 12, 2018

Alex(ander)

Sometimes can be a dumb ass rat, is an asthmatic college twink.

Always tired.

Most often loves cats.
And fossils.

Person 1 "I have a friend studying to become a paleontologist. His name is Alex(ander)"
Person 2 "that sounds cool!"

by His husband September 15, 2019

Alison Alderman

Shes kool, but she won't come to my freshman orientation and be my mentor. Suck a peen Alison Alderman. Jk you're pretty cute.

MY FREEEEEEEND is so annoying, she must be an Alison Alderman

by jojothekoolkat June 2, 2020

First Aider

Someone who can not perform any skills. They are only there to take a person to the hospital, not treat them. Ex: Emt, AEMT, paramedic

You can’t do anything, you’re a first aider, now take them to the hospital.

by Emt, Paramedic, First Responde August 24, 2021

adderley

One who can do balloon- modelling with the inside of one's throat. A massive asset at childrens parties and in the bedroom. Usually Kingstanding females possess this talent, but it has been known for more men to be born with this amazing gene.

"look, another Adderley! Mummy's made a little balloon doggy. Isn't Mummy clever!!"

by JimBob January 29, 2004

Adderall

Mmmmm... Delicious... It's like candy. Except if "candy" was cocaine and cocaine lasted 6-8 hours. (I vaguely remember doing this one but whatever the dialogue is what matters)

Hym "Just an FYI, we're probably going to need (either) some Adderall or alcohol. So... Yeah make that happen..."

Iam "Don't... Don't say it like that! I'm sorry. He... We aren't very effective conversationalist. You know? So, if we're going to have a productive dialogue, it might be necessary for us to have that in our system.... I know it sounds bad..."

Hym "I'm like Batman! I need prep-time. And by 'prep time' I mean 'Drugs in my blood'... So, yeah... Junkie Batman!"

by Hym Iam May 2, 2022

Adderall

One of the many medications used to treat Attention Deficit Disorder. It is generally caught in the ocean after spending a lifetime that generally lasts 10 years of frolicking and feeding on tuna. They travel in herds of adderall up to 200 strong. Adderall are very gentle towards humans and will not attack.

I had adderall last night

by Boardrulz June 15, 2017