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twilight awards

Also known as the 2009 MTV Movie Awards because the movie Twilight and the actors Robert Pattison and Kristen Stewart won over half the awards. It was probably one of the most biased awards show ever.
Guy one: "Hey brah did you see the twilight awards?" Guy two: "No! I was busy shopping for shoes and listening to Miley Cyrus and the Jonas Brothers!"
by awesomedude29 June 10, 2009
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that tree is far away

The expression "that tree is far away" is used in situations to express that the last statement made by that speaker is irrelevant and unimportant information that can be ignored, rather than repeated. It's best used as a reply when a person mumbles something, an accompanying individual cannot understand and asks for them to re-say their last line, only to be told "that tree is far away," indicating that what they originally spoke was not worth repeating.

It's derived from a Mitch Hedberg comedy act:
"I mumble a lot on stage, I'm a mumblerer. But sometimes what I mumble is some insignificant shit. Like I'll be walking down the street with my friend, and I will have said something, but he didn't hear me, so he says "What!?" SO I'll say it again, and again he had not heard me, so he'd say, "What!?" And now by this time I am yelling "That tree is very far away!"
Two people are walking to the subway...
Person A: (mumbles) Smells like popcorn in here
Person B: What?
Person A: Nothing
Person B: ???
Person A: That tree is far away
by ToastedZergling3 May 4, 2009
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awake over

Noun/Verb.

A more correct term for sleep over. The word 'sleepover' is misleading as it implies that sleeping will occur. However, this is simply not the case. The point of a sleepover is to stay up as late as possible in order to maximise party time. Thus, in all actuality the event termed 'sleep over' is more like an 'awake over'.
LO: Dude you havin' an awake over Friday night?
Me: Yup, we gotta load up on energy drinks. Anyone falls asleep and they get toothpaste in their hair.
by Ianthe January 21, 2007
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Awani

an amazing, beautiful and attractive girl. She in her own way very impressed around. Awani is also a person who loves to care about the person she loves and easy to sympathize with the affliction of others. but awani is hard to understand because she is a person who always shows cheerful and cheerful status. only people close to her can know the real awake.
Awani try her best to make everyone smile and comfort with herself.
by Sonara December 28, 2017
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Fuck the pain away

Fuck the Pain Away is a 1994 comedy film, written by John Hughes and produced by Richard Vane and John Hughes, and directed by Patrick Read Johnson. The film stars twins Adam Robert Worton and Jacob Joseph Worton as the part of Baby Bink. The plot centers around Baby Bink's capture by three amateur kidnappers, escape, and adventure through the city while pursued by the three kidnappers who turn out to be the only ones who can physically see Bink, as well as anyone else connected to him.
I just watched the Plinkett review for Fuck the Pain Away. Shit was so cash.
by Michael Douglas Jr. June 4, 2011
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Raising Awareness

A term used by media-savvy organizations who are all about taking meaningless action that is guaranteed to get their face plastered all over the news, but doesn't do one damned thing to actually fix the problem.
"Men brave the streets in STILETTOS to help in raising awareness of domestic violence."
by TomFawls September 27, 2013
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awamori

Okinawan sake. Made from long-grained Thai rice. Every island (Nawa, Ishigaki, Yonaguni, etc.) produces its own unique awamori brew.
There's an awesome Okinawan bar in Hachioji that has like twenty types of awamori.
by oddeye March 27, 2007
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