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Finishing up at the gym 

'Finishing up at the gym' when you are on a work trip and you are masturbating in your hotel room and your work colleges ask where you are, you respond "I'm finishing up at the gym"
Yeah Dan, I'm just finishing up at the gym. I'll be down in about 20 minutes. And then you think to yourself shit I got to finish up and clean up quickly
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meanwhile, back at the ranch 

Something you say when someone around you says something that has nothing to do with what your current conversation is about and you want to get back to the other topic.
A: I think it should be brown.
B: Maybe red.
A: Brown matches the rest of the room though.
C: I like bananas.
A: *odd look* ...meanwhile, back at the ranch

he orders Rieslings at the bar 

A code phrase to identify someone in public space as a homosexual.
Did you meet Ted? I think he orders Rieslings at the bar. Especially after seeing him pay for it with money from his purse.

panic! at the disco 

A band from Las Vegas. Original lineup:
Brendon Urie - (Vocals/Guitar)
Ryan Ross - (Guitar/Backing Vocals)
Spencer Smith - (Drums)
Jon Walker - (Bass)

The first album they made was ‘A Fever You Can’t Sweat Out’, an album that had pop culture influences. The most popular song from this was ‘I Write Sins Not Tragedies’

The second album they made was ‘Pretty. Odd.’, a beatles-esque album. The most popular song from this was ‘Nine In The Afternoon’.

After this album, Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left the band to form The Young Veins.

The third album they made was called ‘Vices & Virtues’ which was described as being upbeat & focused. The most popular song from this was ‘The Ballad Of Mona Lisa’

When Vices & Virtues was made, Dallon Weekes from (The Brobecks) joined as a touring member.

Before the fourth album, Spencer Smith had to leave the band due to personal issues.

The fourth album they made was ‘Too Weird To Live, Too Rare To Die’ which was highly synth & dance influenced. The most popular song in this album was ‘This is Gospel’.

At this point Brendon became an LGBT+ role-model to some due to him coming out as bisexual and his song ‘Girls/Girls/Boys’.

The fifth album he made was ‘Death of a Bachelor’ which was influenced by alternative genres and pop. The most popular song from this was ‘Emperor’s New Clothes’

This year, Brendon Urie starred on broadway musical kinky boots and at the moment is said to be writing a new album.
Panic! At the Disco fan: do you like Panic! at the disco?
Person: Yeah aren’t they the one that has ‘I Write Sins Not Tragedies’
Panic! At the Disco fan: yeah! it’s just Brendon now though.. ryanrosswhydidyouleave
panic! at the disco by FandomSnek November 4, 2017

You fail at the internets

What cool dudes say when someone's being a noob.
Noob: *spams up the boards*
Cool dude: Wow. You fail at the internets.

box lunch at the y 

He had a box lunch at the "Y"

droppin the kids off at the pool 

to defecate, take a shit, drop ass, pinch a loaf, throw the Bud Mud, make gravy, give birth
Man, will you hurry up!! I gotta drop the kids off at the pool!!!