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excuses are like asses

A phrase that explains that everyone has an excuse for their mistakes, problems etc.
Excuses are like asses, everyone has them (except some gimps).
by Didda Tinkle May 24, 2004
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Aim Assist

Aim Assist is meant for special ed children and monkeys.
those civilian sheep and there aim assist
by Tellingithowitistruth100 March 21, 2022
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assertive

1. The most favorite term of busybody psychos to hide behind with their thought stomping and overbearing behaviour.
2. A Term used by emotional abusers and other mouthbreathers to justify their indifference to the harm they are doing by being deliberately blind to the obvious consequences of their own personal actions.
3. Originally set to promote proud empowered behaviour that does not harm others (not a single fuck was given that day, as long as I did not do immediate harm to others). However, as with any other postivie and upbringing things it got hijacked and perverted by power tripping authoritarians to promote downbringing, dream killing and ignorance towards free will and self determination.
1,2:
We decided to stop caring about what other say about us being helicopter parents. From now on we will be assertive and wear it as a badge of honor, no matter how many lives of our kids will be broken by this. Our kids will eventually yield to us. With this economy they will have no other choice.

3:
- From now on I am a plant based person. them vegans seem to be cool guys after you know how to avoid over the top crazies. At least they are somewhat overall healthier then the rest of us, like for example Bill Clinton.
- Shut up and eat your meat. We are assertive family that works with CPS and no child will get behind, including you with your silly selt determined malnurishment. Just do as we tell you, for the hungry kids in Africa. There is no I in the team and we are happy for you to be a teamplayer!
by Spaceship Earth Astronaut September 4, 2013
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Assessory

Formerly known as a 'gold digger' this term refers to a female or 'piece of ass' who acts as an accessory to her wealthy boyfriend or husband. Assessory. These females are known more for who they are boning at the time, rather than who they are. Some experts in the field have suggested that they are actually mythical creatures which appear only when men reach income levels of the mid-six figures, or sign NBA contracts.
Damn, look at that assessory! Don't know that bitch's name, but shes draped over that dude like a scarf. Sometimes he rolls with two assessories at a time. Stupid hos!
by the[S]MAG October 3, 2007
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assisted asphyxiation

When your banging your girlfriend doggystyle in the bathroom and choke her with one hand and and stuff your other four fingers down her throat.
After lots of sex: "I really liked that assisted asphyxiation baby."
by abomb00 September 25, 2009
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assertaviness

Asserting right to spelling assertiveness at will
Exploitation's often at odds with creative creed, contrary to sufficient success to secondarily succeed, a limited number have capacity for spectacular speed, adavanced opinions distinguished herd from tho whoheed & in final time finalisation notes no elementary need, denoting ready compositions of lyrical songs read from quite independence to assertaviness of form seeming quite independant though confirming to conform.
by Hercolena Oliver June 17, 2010
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Assisted STI

One who helps a friend capture an STI
for example spitting in your mates eye or puking in his pint or jizzing in his kebab. (assisted sti)
by webby7 May 20, 2011
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