Deadly Viper Assassination Squad

a group of vicious killers who travel from place to place earning large sums of money to kill people. They eventually turned on one of thier own, Black Mamba, and were subsequently wiped out in a raging rampage of revenge that took Black Mamba all over the world and reunited her with her daughter.

Elle Driver AKA California Mountain Snake was a member of the Deadly Viper Assassination Squad.

by The Gooch May 11, 2004

The Vampire's Assistant

An extremely kick-ass movie which is much better and more accurate on vampires than Twilight.

If you saw The Vampire's Assistant, then you have seen the best movie ever!

by DarkAngelOfIllusion October 25, 2009

A Sack of Asses

Used to describe someone who stinks.

Damn nigga, you need to take a shower. You smell like a sack of asses.

by Darrell Mitchell September 25, 2006

Clinking Glasses and Shaking Asses

A very popular toast when things are looking good or everyone is having a good time.

Here's to Clinking Glasses and Shaking Asses - after 8 hours of wine tasting in Napa, EVERYONE was having a good time...

by b.hanback June 10, 2008

assmasonry

Used as a noun to describe a physical object bearing no redeeming qualities whatsoever. Can also apply to one's behavior.

see: shit, asshattery

also: assmason

Object: "We could have wound up with something great, but the result, instead, was this horrifying lump of assmasonry known as Enter the Matrix."

Behavior: "Tim Roberts' continuing assmasonry regarding the Phantom is already the stuff of legend."

by GARY LOVES THE BACON May 12, 2004

Assmarmontry

To act like an assmarmont. To do things of an assmarmont nature. Up to and including any actions taken, that due to ones monumental stupidity have dire or emberassing results.

Steve put on a display of assmarmontry last night, he drank to much last night and fell off the balcony while trying to impress some chick.

by Brandon T. Johnson July 5, 2008

Assisted Schoolicide

1. Masochistically destroying one's own social life with excessively hard or time-consuming highschool/college courses.

2. Attempting suicide by way of sleep deprivation, induced by excessive schoolwork.

My classes were all really easy last year, so I attempted Assisted Schoolicide by signing up for three extra-curricular courses.

by FearTheBoomstick October 19, 2010