I don't have an addiction.
Hym "Video game addiction is like being 'addicted to chocolate.' Who was it that had a bit about being addicted to chocolate? Daniel Tosh? I can't remember... OH MY GOD IT'S A FUCKING BEAR EATING YOU, YOU STUPID BITCH! JUST ADMIT THAT IT'S VAPID MAN HATRED BECAUSE YOU'RE A FUCKING BIGOT! HOOOOOLY FUCK! SERIOUSLY! OOOOOOOH MAN! MAN OR BEAR? OK. WHAT IF THE MAN HAS A BIG DICK? CHANGED YOUR ANSWER IMMEDIATELY!? WHAT A SURPRISE! OH MAN YOU FUCKING SUCK! YOU KNOW- You know what? They DO know they are full of shit... It's fine."
by Hym Iam May 18, 2025
Get the Addiction mug.An addiction to victimhood. A phrase invented by Alexander Grace to explain a condition that modern women have.
Person A: "Man, Chloe is whining again about how much she and all women are oppressed by men."
Person B: "Just ignore her. It's just her typical addictimhood again."
Person B: "Just ignore her. It's just her typical addictimhood again."
by arbwoe June 14, 2025
Get the addictimhood mug.Addiction: A human form of kryptonite. Which will destroy the strongest of people. It doesn’t care about race, class, money, background, or postcode — it takes anyone. Usually it starts with something that gives you instant pleasure or takes the pain and boredom away. Looks like a good deal — but it’s always too good to be true. Not just drugs or booze — sugar, sex, money, gambling, could be anything. It preys on trauma, stress, and pain. You should be fixing it properly, not masking it. It really feels like a bandage, works temporarily, which feels like a godsend. It makes you worse in the long run. Sometimes it starts as a laugh, a bit of fun, and ends up as a life sentence of pain and misery dispare It will keep taking and taking your home, pets, money, job, teeth, health, friends, family, dignity, freedom, even your soul. You name it. When there’s nothing left to take, it takes more — like a dark black hole of doom. In the end, it takes your life and drags everyone around you down with it, like a modern-day crucifixion on a public display for people to judge you with no empathy. What's so ever pure a evil disease.
Lee: Bruv, I’ve seen it too many times, Bruv. People end up dead from addiction.
Frank: People always blame the addict and say it's their choice, but it's heart-breaking to watch.
Lee: Init bruv, we live in the 20th century now, bruv, it's not the dark age anymore to bruv people think it's a big joke. And laugh at these poor souls. The drug wars is a joke to . Bruv, we need to help them not judge or lock them up bruv.
Frank Init bruv.
Frank: People always blame the addict and say it's their choice, but it's heart-breaking to watch.
Lee: Init bruv, we live in the 20th century now, bruv, it's not the dark age anymore to bruv people think it's a big joke. And laugh at these poor souls. The drug wars is a joke to . Bruv, we need to help them not judge or lock them up bruv.
Frank Init bruv.
by Jamie Cheese December 29, 2025
Get the Addiction mug.by Robert and Lisa February 20, 2009
Get the Urban Addictionary mug.fuckin A man, Xhates.addictionX rocks so fuckin much there should be a oliday for each ember of the band ....cept for the emo lead singer jimmie holder ... he's to emo for a holiday .... too bad they wasn't signed i want a CD of there's.... damn .....
by guy_from_hates.addiction March 10, 2009
Get the XHates.AddictionX mug.Persistently asking the people around you what time is, even if all they do is mention the word time. A strenuous yet deep exercise used to work the mind, irritate those around you, and shut up those who do not have the experience that exists to debate the properties of time.
Earl: "We need another beer to add to Excalibur."
Zach: "Ok. Lets walk to the store."
Earl: "We're not going to have enough time"
Zach: "REALLY. But what is time?"
Earl: "You have a serious time addiction."
Zach: "What is time?"
Zach: "Ok. Lets walk to the store."
Earl: "We're not going to have enough time"
Zach: "REALLY. But what is time?"
Earl: "You have a serious time addiction."
Zach: "What is time?"
by charidith June 22, 2010
Get the Time Addiction mug.Stage three of a "recovery" relapse, rehabilitation drama.. that is in its-self an incureable addiction
No recovery was ever intended or even possible as it is the drama leading up to "recovery" that is the addiction..
See also Relapsturbation, Rehabturbation
No recovery was ever intended or even possible as it is the drama leading up to "recovery" that is the addiction..
See also Relapsturbation, Rehabturbation
Dude don't bother talking to him, he has Recovery Addiction and is just into Rehabturbation too set up the next poor me Relapsturbation session
by Bill the Random December 21, 2010
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