afternoon mud moon

: to take a hot dump in the woods on a hike and have your closest friends cheering you on., (must use clothing to wipe your ass)

Paul took a afternoon mud moon in the woods and everyone cheered

by bisq May 20, 2019

After the show comes the shit cart.

Old saying from WW1 used by soldiers returning to the trenches after being on leave in England

Soldier #1; Poor Tom bought it hardly a day after returning from leave in London!"

Soldier 2; " Yes, after the show comes the shit cart."

by OneWhoKnowsBetter January 24, 2020

morning after milkshake

When you sneak a morning after pill in a milkshake for some chick you busted a nut in. Banana is the best flavor.

John: good morning babe, I made you a delicious banana milkshake. (morning after milkshake)

Susie: oh thanks nigga, fuck me harder.

by Bryce Harper258 January 11, 2014

canadian aftershave

The odor left on ones face after having a putrid smelling hockey glove pressed into it.

That hoser took some whacks at our goalie after the whistle so I had to give him a dose of the Canadian Aftershave, eh?

by DJ Hotpocket May 23, 2016

The Afton family

FNAF (Five nights at Freddys). The man behind the slaughter known as William Afton, Its his family you may know about some of the other family members here are there names, Eggs Benedict ( the guy in the foxy mask) also known as the big brother, C.C ( the crying child) is the first to die, And Elizabeth (the girl who gets killed by Circus Baby). People also think that Ballora from Sister Location is the mother figure in the Afton family.

I love the Afton family in fnaf.

by IknoweverytingunlikeyouLOSER May 22, 2021

Optimized weekday after-work game plan

Recent studies show that after leaving your 9-5, the most optimal way to spend your evening is eating Chipotle and getting a blowjob. This is statistically shown to increase levels of serotonin, endorphins, dopamine, and oxytocin.

Person 1 - Hey man, are you executing the optimized weekday after-work game plan?
Person 2 - Of course brother. I'm picking up 2 orders of chipotle at 6. Girlfriend is coming over at 6:30!

by iMonkeyBIZ February 9, 2020

80's after school special

Totally Un believable, Un relatable, Un realistic drama with a lesson

80's after school specialJonathan steal candy from corner store. Laughed all the way home. Found out his mom is dying and the only thing thatvwill save her is the sales of those candies frim good lo Mr Ortega that helps the community is putting on fund raiser. And though Jonathan maid more then enough money volunteering to sell the most candies his heart was heavy. He needs to tell the truth.
2020 80's after school special
John cheats on Teresa with Stacy and lies about it. Teresa calls Stacy to confront her. Stacy said ots not me its him you need to talk to. John wont talk Teresa leaves John.

Newly single Teresa then gets asked out asked out on a date with Shilo. Excited for new energy, she agrees. Shilo pickes her up and goes to hos favorite place for pizza. ... when Tammy walks up. His ffiance. Dum da da dum Teresa has a 80's after school specieal on her hands.... does she get defensive and tell the girl off or remember confrontimg another girl in the same boat recently......whats the rigjt thing to do,?

Who gives a shit! Sounds like a 80's after school special to me!

by Im 5280 Tiny May 9, 2020