you: "that girl's vagina hangs like the sleeve of a wizard"
friend: "that's okay, her girlfriend is a turkey lover."
friend: "that's okay, her girlfriend is a turkey lover."
by L0k13 August 16, 2009
Get the turkey lovermug. To suplex someone at an inappropriate moment, usually during any minor or pro sport other than wrestling. Often a rookie mistake by over anxious defensive players in the NFL.
Named after the infamous 1976 Steelers/Browns game where Joe (Turkey) Jones suplexed Terry Bradshaw resulting in Bradshaw getting a concussion. Whenever a ball carrier gets the Turkey Jones in the NFL, it's immediately followed by a brief discussion about the "good ol' days" from the color analyst covering the game. Bonus points are awarded if it occurs during a Sunday night game and Chris Collinsworth pretends to know what he's talking about while Al Michaels tells him to shut up in a passive aggressive manner.
Named after the infamous 1976 Steelers/Browns game where Joe (Turkey) Jones suplexed Terry Bradshaw resulting in Bradshaw getting a concussion. Whenever a ball carrier gets the Turkey Jones in the NFL, it's immediately followed by a brief discussion about the "good ol' days" from the color analyst covering the game. Bonus points are awarded if it occurs during a Sunday night game and Chris Collinsworth pretends to know what he's talking about while Al Michaels tells him to shut up in a passive aggressive manner.
Chris Collinsworth- "See? that's another rookie mistake that these defensive players keep jumping the gun on. You can't slam a ball carrier into the ground like the good ol' days with Turkey Jones and Terry Bradshaw."
Al Michaels- "Are you going to say that every time someone gets the turkey jones?"
Chrish Collinsworth- "...."
Al Michaels- "While you're at it, why not call Madden to come out of retirement to do your job better than you."
Al Michaels- "Are you going to say that every time someone gets the turkey jones?"
Chrish Collinsworth- "...."
Al Michaels- "While you're at it, why not call Madden to come out of retirement to do your job better than you."
by Solblackguy2827 January 16, 2010
Get the The Turkey Jonesmug. by Tom Turkey21 November 18, 2014
Get the Tom Turkeymug. The act of holding up the palm of your hand and spreading out all five fingers, while placing your other hand in the center of the opposite palm with fingers spread, with your thumb sticking straight up resembling a turkey. To explain in hand motion, when someone has given you Too Much Information.
by Joshua Nelson March 7, 2007
Get the TMI Turkeymug. Before you put your dick in the girls ass, you get your dick real cold. So when you stick it in her she screams with a chilled, pleasured screech. Like a turkey.
What was that sound?
I don't know, I just saw him leave the freezer and he was naked.
Maybe he gave her a Backdoor Turkey.
I don't know, I just saw him leave the freezer and he was naked.
Maybe he gave her a Backdoor Turkey.
by GPayte May 9, 2011
Get the Backdoor Turkeymug. a time at which a person spews with such ferocity that a gurgling not dissimilar to the gobble of a turkey is clearly audible.
"dude... Cam got so wasted last night, he was spewing out behind the fence"
"how did you even know he was? he could have just been standing out there"
"he was totally turkey spewing, everyone could hear"
"oh..."
"how did you even know he was? he could have just been standing out there"
"he was totally turkey spewing, everyone could hear"
"oh..."
by danmau5 August 31, 2009
Get the turkey spewmug. Dude, I was standing in line for some Black Friday specials and then was overtaken by some Turkey Smog.
by SpiderWebb99 November 30, 2009
Get the Turkey Smogmug.