Muffin Top: The disgusting amount of flab which one cannot keep holstered within one's pants. Mainly needs a makeshift brace/belt of some sort. See also: Muffin Man; Weightloss; Disgrace to ones bakery.
by Jewboy68 March 12, 2014
When a couple or two people are having sex and the receiver eats a muffin while the giver put their hands on the receiver's neck and chokes them. This causes the receiver to "double choke" as they are choking from the muffin and the giver's hands at the same time while receiving pleasure below.
by Selaphiel December 24, 2018
Jasper's friend-Don't point out to Jasper she has a muffin top, she's the wrong one.
Asshole-Or what?
Asshole-Or what?
by Solid Mantis June 22, 2018
by Stankman February 24, 2020
If you do that again, so help me God I'll give you a Peach pie, whipped cream, with a cherry on top!
The method of only looking good on the top half of your body. It became popular during the video conferences people would have to do during the 2020 quarantine.
by 999_4_Life September 16, 2020
The top g spot is the highest rank of being a G, there is the lowest bottom G what is the lowest and least respected, then there is the Top G what is ranked highly in the world, after that there is the top G spot what is the highest ranked G u can be if u are named for being a top g spot u assert all dominance and u can do what ever the fuck u want when u want how u want because u are the TOP G SPOT!
(Brokie boy) “how is that guy driving that Bugatti, fucking my girl smoking a cigar and flexing on the me all at the same time?”
(Bottom G) “brokie boy he’s the top g spot he can do what the fuck he wants Like a top g spot.”
(Bottom G) “brokie boy he’s the top g spot he can do what the fuck he wants Like a top g spot.”
by Thetopgspot January 25, 2025