Can

A bit cold at first, but you can love him as you get to know him. He shares everything with the people he loves, so it might hurt him if you betray him. He's also one of the people who can have sex for almost the longest time in the universe and gives his partner an incredible experience. Also, if he's in a relationship with someone, he never upsets that person. He just tries to make her happy.
PS:He finds blondes incredibly attractive.

Einstein had found relativity of time when he saw how long Can had sex with his partner.

by Bulamadım November 22, 2021

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Beer can

A can made out of a tin like metal (usually aluminum) that looks and seems tough on the outside at a first glimpse, it's not until all the liquid drains out that people realize it crunches and flattens like a pancake, and that it was always like that. The liquid was keeping it inflated the entire time.

The beer can of a car they were riding around in seemed tough and resilient until the first accident. Until then, nobody thought there was anything dangerous about it.

by The Original Agahnim August 25, 2021

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If I can

The only thing you can do here is get someone else's kill murdered with you obstinacy.

Hym "Jordan I am going to make your daughters life a living hell. I swear to whatever concept of God you have in that defunct gomer brain of your I will make them choose between you daughter and the kid. If I can get within arms reach of a kids whatever you are trying to get me to do will fail. As long as killing the kids equates to sucess and IT WILL ALWAYS EQUATE TO SUCESS BECAUSE YOU WILL ALWAYS BE WHAT YOU'RE DOING!"

by Hym Iam July 12, 2024

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