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The Midnight Jerker 

One who commits masturbatory pleasure while in a hotel bed with a fellow male. Nicknames: MJ
"I woke up last night to the bed shaking!"
"You must have had the Midnight Jerker with you..."
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The Summer Jack 

A shot of Jack Daniels whiskey brought to 95 degrees farenheit, shot back, and spit all over the hottest girl in the bar.
Yo, that muthafucka just summer jacked becky. What a hot ass duche. Damn I can't believe he did The Summer Jack to her.
The Summer Jack by Pseudopluto November 19, 2014

The Kenley Jansen

1. N. When you are piping your wife or girlfriend, and everything is going well. When all of a sudden she says, "It's the 9th inning!" and you instantly blow it.
The intercourse was going well, and then she said its the 9th inning and I pulled The Kenley Jansen.
The Kenley Jansen by RusselVape August 24, 2018

The Italian Josh Norris 

You insert your penis into the girls clitoris and pee inside of her and than turn her back over and gurgle it and spit it into her mouth
My dad did the Italian Josh Norris to my mom

Dwayne "The Cock" Johnson 

A person with an incredibly super duper long cock.
wtf he is a Dwayne "The Cock" Johnson

Dwayne the rock Johnson’s boner during sex 

About 8-11 feet long, and it takes about 2 mins for him to cum, and he cums with about 1/2 quart and 38 miles per hour
I watched a video of Dwayne the rock Johnson’s boner during sex