harrychella 

harry styles world domination. harry styles the love of our lives headlines 2022 coachella.

“we need to hide harry from james charles at harrychella”
“what’s harrychella?”
“coachella but harry styles is headlining so it’s his now”

harrychella by tobesolonely April 15, 2022

hairy walnut 

1 - what your scro looks like when it gets ice-cold.
2 - a drink (named for the above) made by combining a quarter bottle of Disarrano Amaretto, and equal amount of grape kool-aid, and a shot of sour mix. gives heinous hangovers, but tastes like a grape sweet tart

After diving in the freezing river, I ended up with a hairy walnut.

hairy walnut by ron ap rhys July 8, 2003

Hairy smoothie

When a female encounters the sticking of toilet paper on the stubble of her freshly shaven vagina, after unrinating.

A upper-front side dingleberry would be a Hairy Smoothie.

Hairy smoothie by Hollabeck Fish January 23, 2009

Hairy Volcano 

When a woman with a hairy snatch stands on her head and squirts skyward.

My girlfriend's hairy volcano hit the ceiling and she's making me clean it up!

Hairy Volcano by Rocketeer814 February 4, 2012

Hairyballzagna 

pronounced "hairy balls on ya"

slang for any formal or colloquial acknowledgement.

mom: hey john, i'm going to the super market, i'll be back in an hour. also, make sure you clean your room before i get back!

son: ok mom, hairyballzagna!

mom: love you too!

Hairyballzagna by shredguitar November 7, 2012

Hairyous 

You're so hairy in a certain place it's ridiculous.

"Dwayne your chest is hairyous!"

Hairyous by Brandflakes101 November 29, 2012

hairy nelson 

when you are performing oral sex on an au natural woman, she farts and a stain is left on your chin.

I had too much drink last night so my old lady gave me a hairy nelson.

hairy nelson by sidewalk sam September 30, 2013