Dank Top 

A Denim Tank Top. Usually accompanied with short jean shorts.

Rednecks are Support America in denim jorts and a Dank Top.

Dank Top by scotticusmaximus April 4, 2011

Pumpkin Top

The mound of pubis fat that completely engulfs one's genitals when they reach morbid obesity and resembles the dorsal region of the orange gourd. As made famous by American comedian Louis C.K.

"Holy Shit! Did you see that fat bastard on the Rascal? He had the biggest pumpkin top I've ever SEEN!... this week." Yes America, drop the Cheetos and jump on a treadmill you fat fucks.

Pumpkin Top by RaiderRash09 July 1, 2011

Pizza-top it 

To avoid the police while driving drunk and/or speeding, by using the pizza delivery roof topper you kept after Papa John's fired you.

Man, I'm totally wasted and there are cops everywhere. Gonna have to pizza-top it.

Pizza-top it by ChakaSlestack October 17, 2011

Tiajuana Top Hat 

When a woman wearing a sombrero kneels in the middle of a group of men who proceed to ejaculate into the "bowl" formed by the sombrero's rim.

That was quite a Tiajuana Top Hat your mom got last night.

Tiajuana Top Hat by haskdj November 14, 2011

Fudge Top 

Champion of his surroundings. A man with a power level exceeding comprehension. Incredible in bed.

It's so hard for me to be cool when I'm standing under the shadow of this fudge top.

Fudge Top by Guzzlerman February 27, 2012

car top fade

The appearance of an abundance of snow on the roof of a vehicle.

Why do people not dust off their cars completely after it snows? It looks the the Kid n Play mobile with that car top fade.

car top fade by typhoon05 December 10, 2012

frost top 

When its real chilly outside and your hair is wet, and it gets extra cold on your head

'damn its cold out here!'

'nah man, you just got mad frost top'

frost top by docmasterflex May 3, 2013