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your mom

brother:hey,whats a chode?
me:your mom.......
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brother:what time is it?
me:time for you mom
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brother:where do babys come from?
me:xbox live
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brother:what is an nvidia 7900 GT OC graphics card and an creative x-fi soundblaster with fidelity, with 4 gigs of ram???/
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me:god......
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brother:hey whats up?
me:your mom
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brother:what are we having for thanksgiving dinner?@?@?@
me:duhh, your mom!!!!!
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by kevo24 January 3, 2007
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Have your back

Having someone's back is an idiomatic expression meaning that you're watching out for that person, basically taking care and protecting that person from harm.

Backing someone up is also an idiomatic expression meaning that you will support that person in word and deed.
I have your back I promised
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 5, 2019
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Beat Your Feet

A form of dance originated in the DMV (DC, Maryland, Virginia) which goes hand in hand with Go-Go, the music of the DMV.
Come on man... every time I here that fight anthem by CCB, I wanna beat my feet.. SO BEAT YOUR FEET!
by assassiNation January 14, 2009
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smash your box

a phrase used in the southern eastern region of Victoria. Smash your box's closest translation is pulvarising someones vaginal region with deep penetrating pelvic thrusts.
oi teegan im gonna smash your box
by Cyril Rioli May 3, 2008
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show your work

A request for the train of thought that lead to a given statement.
Jim: Anne sure is a tramp.
Bill: Oh yeah? Show your work.
Jim: She keeps a volumized logs of everybody she's been with's penis size.
Bill: Yeah, that's pretty trampy.
by Fancy Horse July 29, 2011
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Calm your uterus

What you say to a girl when she's getting her panties in a twist.
MARTHA, CALM YOUR UTERUS, DAMMIT!
by Jackson the Man August 26, 2010
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Your Mother Was a Hampster!

Most likely the world's most horrible burn or insult, and can only be countered with "Your Father Smelled of Elderberries!"
Hey Brady, "Your Mother Was a Hampster!"
by The Silent Assassin August 15, 2006
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