Poop snake

A very long turd.

Scenario 1

Donald and James talk about what the blood sausage which has not been cut looks like.

Donald: That blood sausage looks like a big fockin BIIIIIIIIIIIG poop snake when uncut!
James: Dunnit mate! I bet it does look like a poop snake!
Donald: Aye, me fine fellow!

Scenario 2

Bill has to shit. It's a rather long one, but not long enough for the toilet, so he shits in the ground.

Bill: I gotta keep shitting... but I can't hold it longer.
Mark: You can do it man!
Bill: *keeps shitting until it stopped*
Mark: Wow, man! That was a long poop snake! :D

by Matt_The_Anime_Man January 7, 2021

The snake charmer

Where a man would cream pie a woman, but after doing so would suck all of the semen out of the vagina and spit it out next to him like snake venom.

I did the snake charmer on that freaky bitch last night, won’t lie not gonna do it again.

by Fat old drongo February 9, 2021

potty snake

The poop in the toilet that resembles a snake coming out of its hole in the ground.

Damn! There’s a potty snake in that bathroom.

by SphincterWizard February 21, 2021

ledge snake

When someone is stopping you from getting back onto the stage in Super Smash Bros.

Stop being a ledge snake Tomas and let me grab the ledge.

by nmorganelli March 4, 2021

The snake will smoke

That's when you know something bad is going to happen if you do something.

If you try to cheat on the exam, the snake will smoke

by Deluna_Projects March 12, 2021

trouser snake

A new Kik term for a guy's penis

Boy in Kik room: anyone wanna see my snake?

Girl 1) uh, it's your pet right?
Girl 2) no unless it's not a trouser snake

Boy: if you're such beanie hats ladies, I'll leave your comments up for interpretation

( Boy leaves room)

by Sexydimma March 28, 2021

truffle snake

A huge long dangling cock ready to be sucked. An Emi original

Damn his truffle snake looks like it would get caught in my throat

by BreeezyB April 3, 2021