No Salahd 

Mo Salah when he decides to be fat and not do anything all game except maybe get a lucky penalty or tap-in

You:”Did you see No Salahds performance last night against Napoli”
Your friend:”Yeah I know he was so shit , he is a penalty merchant and is worse than Penaldo.”

No Salahd by CianfuckingStinks September 23, 2022

Tijuana Salad 

Eating someone’s ass that is suffering from Montezuma's revenge.

I don’t care if she has the runs, I’m gonna have me a Tijuana Salad.

Tijuana Salad by Azteca September 28, 2022

grape salad

1.a convicts dinner. since salad tossing in prison is a thing , and most do prefer grape jelly , thats a grape salad they tossin.

when buying drugs in prison , its customary for the buyer to toss the salad of the seller , with either grape jelly{for xtra flavor} or syrup. most prefer grape jelly. that is a grape salad

grape salad by the inventive incentive October 4, 2022

Devils Salad Toss 

When you have sex while stoned

“Hey baby I’m gonna light this bowl, wanna do the devils salad toss?”
“Yea we did the devils salad toss last night after we had a sesh”

Devils Salad Toss by Goneandghosting November 8, 2022

Egg Salad Sandwich 

Sexual intercourse involving 3 or 4 females. Two menstruating females grind their genitals together while the other/s perform oral stimulation on the first 2 females genitals and anus.

Hey Becky, thanks for inviting me over for that Egg Salad Sandwich with you and Jenna... Tasted great!!!

Egg Salad Sandwich by Flip-Flop November 13, 2022

bet salad 

Noah Johnson’s awesome phrase that he came up with

Bet salad

bet salad by Collin carruthars November 30, 2022

HOMO SALAD

When a person or situation is absolutely cluster fucked.

A person with an loud, obnoxious car is a homo salad.

HOMO SALAD by Garbage Unit January 5, 2023