Sand In Your Eye 

A two passenger, lifted, doorless, convertable four wheel drive vehicle that is red in color and greatly underpowered- however very appealing to the eye.

Dude, check out that Sand In Your Eye that's parked out back.

Sand In Your Eye by Victor Creamer January 7, 2011

itchy third eye 

When ones asshole is itchy... also known as the " third eye "

After farting loudly I suddenly developed a really itchy third eye

itchy third eye by itchy third eye December 12, 2018

Grobletombus Marble Eyes 

The cosmic god of life, looks like a jellyfish

"Be careful with those ancient artifacts, you could summon Grobletombus Marble Eyes and cause the destruction of humanity."

Grobletombus Marble Eyes by The Great Mr. Shrimp June 19, 2020

sloppy eyed 

to look or to act shady, to appear uncomfortable, to be acting weird

man he was actin all sloppy eyed last night

this house looks a little too sloppy eyed for me

sloppy eyed by Will Scully August 14, 2006

Checking my eyelids for holes 

A process in which one would lay down (bed optional) and would simply close one's eyes to check one's eyelids for holes. This process takes a usual 7 to 8 hours for the punctuality freak but takes longer depending on how lazy one is. Also depends on the amount of alcohol one has consumed. Even comes as a good excuse when caught performing this process at work, class or behind the wheel.

Example 1
Dude 1: Dude you almost hit that grandma!

Dude 2: Sorry dude, I was checking my eyelids for holes.

Example 2
Dude 1: Well this party was awesome! I'm gonna go check my eyelids for holes. *falls to ground*

Dude 2: Night dude.

Dude 1: Night.

Checking my eyelids for holes by Crash569 August 13, 2010

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

beating it like a mad man

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger was a lot of fun for Peter after his girl friend wouldn't let him play with her.

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger. by Anonymous September 14, 2003

SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermi 

Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.

I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.



SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.

SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermi by Catamount June 21, 2008