Poolard beer

A polar bear type person who is an overweight alcoholic. Typically a lazy, yet cool to hangout with.

My buddy Josh is such a poolard beer

by Jake larda September 13, 2021

beer smash

When one drinks after every death in Super Smash Bros.

Joe: Hey broski, wanna get drunk tonight?
Bob: Yeah, let's play some beer smash

by Brot2392323409 May 8, 2015

Beer

The creator of and solution to all of life's problems - 1997 Homer Simpson

Beer is the creator of and solution to all of life's problems

by Scoliosis_Kid August 9, 2019

Beer

Something that never broke my heart.

Long neck, ice cold beer never broke my heart.

by MavRocket9 March 17, 2024

Beer Surfing

When one drinks beer in spaced out intervals through out a long period of time in order to stay constantly tipsy without crossing over into full-blown drunkedness.

"We beer surfed throughout the weekend."

"Hah. Beer surfing's just expensive. Why not just get loaded? "

"Because we had a good time and absolutely no hangovers to speak of."

by madkat9 March 10, 2017

Drink root-beer day

On this day I drink root-beer

Girl 1: it is drink root-beer day

by Loveygirl06 December 15, 2019

Beer upgrade

When you have weak beer and add liquor to it to get more bang for your buck.

Can also be done to get your friends hyped before a party.

Also known as Bupgrade

Yo Johnny let’s get that beer upgraded, we got a party to go to tonight.

by TheFightingProctor May 23, 2021