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clacker

A clacker is a piece of crap covered in hair/fluff, usually found on carpets.
Chris: Do me a favour, get rid of that bit of fluff on the carpet.
Andy: Ewwww, that's no bit of fluff, it's a clacker...
by Garrold September 15, 2004
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clocked

to get crazy angry - go off (like a clock)
we were being loud and the landlord just CLOCKED.
by Dan Wald April 12, 2006
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Irish Clocktower

The act of getting a girl hammered drunk and while shes passed out you bone her and time how long it takes for you to jism.
"Dude John just gave Stacy an Irish Clocktower!"
"How long did it take John to jism?"
"5 minutes."
"Thats John's new record!"
by CIRCUS1337 December 9, 2008
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.clocklava

Anime tiktoker who physically cannot hit no matter how hard she tries. Stupid dumb idiot They should delete their goofy account and go find their dad
.clocklava? yeah i heard of them. Wish i didnt.
by fwbrentismyfather April 23, 2022
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chock'O

Person who thinks they are rather good looking and often rather cut/ripped, unfortunately most of the world thinks these people are wankers.

Originated in Italy in the early 1900's the pandemic has spread to Australia after the millennium where the majority of the boys are now 'Metro Chock'Os' pronounced chock'oooooooo.

Cock'o's are often cut and good looking, they usually score attractive girls, however they leave a path of destruction often leaving female's unsatisfied, fustrated and eventuly turning them lesbian....quickly,

They are the scourge of society in Australia and can usually be found at beaches, gyms and the chicken and protein sections of your local super markets.

Unless you need something to grate your cheese on (AKA their abs) avoid at all costs.
person 1: hey that guy is huge!!

person 2: Yeah man he is cut!

person 3 : What a Chock'oooooo

person 2: hahaha wanker

Or

Chick 1: "hey how'd you go with that guy Brenton?" " he was so big and hot"

Chick 2" Hahaha who Chock'oooooooo boy? what a dud, he was so small and useless i had to play with the goal keeper myself"

Chick 1 " ohh really?"

Chick 2 "i think i love you...will you play with my goal keeper?"

Chick 1 "sure!"
by Turbo 12347 March 30, 2010
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clocked tea

When a transsexual gender is noticed by other people.
Brian:That's a dude

Ts swineflu: I am a woman
Bitch: bitch you clocked tea
by palace_booty March 1, 2017
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click

Vietnam war origin: An arbitary distance based on how far away the sound of a rife being cocked can be heard, affected by variables like terrain and weather conditions.
Relax soldier, were only about three clicks from a hot shower and poon tang now ;).
by Blue Cawdrey November 21, 2004
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