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Person who thinks they are rather good looking and often rather cut/ripped, unfortunately most of the world thinks these people are wankers.

Originated in Italy in the early 1900's the pandemic has spread to Australia after the millennium where the majority of the boys are now 'Metro Chock'Os' pronounced chock'oooooooo.

Cock'o's are often cut and good looking, they usually score attractive girls, however they leave a path of destruction often leaving female's unsatisfied, fustrated and eventuly turning them lesbian....quickly,

They are the scourge of society in Australia and can usually be found at beaches, gyms and the chicken and protein sections of your local super markets.

Unless you need something to grate your cheese on (AKA their abs) avoid at all costs.
person 1: hey that guy is huge!!

person 2: Yeah man he is cut!

person 3 : What a Chock'oooooo

person 2: hahaha wanker

Or

Chick 1: "hey how'd you go with that guy Brenton?" " he was so big and hot"

Chick 2" Hahaha who Chock'oooooooo boy? what a dud, he was so small and useless i had to play with the goal keeper myself"

Chick 1 " ohh really?"

Chick 2 "i think i love you...will you play with my goal keeper?"

Chick 1 "sure!"
chock'O by Turbo 12347 March 30, 2010
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Chock o' block

An airport that is completely filled and when the ATC can't be bothered to let your plane land.
ATC: It's chock o' block in 'yer nan up 'yer nan.
Chock o' block by BruhGamingNL January 30, 2021

Chock Full o' Nuts 

Shit soon after eating an assload of almonds and taco fiesta night. The hot stinky broiled ass juice in the toilet after the morally reprehensible act of putting there has the same consistency and taste as the popular coffee brand.
Person 1: Hey man I got a hankering for a cup o' chock full o' nuts.

Person 2: I just bought some at the store, but I'll be out of the toilet in 20 minutes after this ghastly mess is exorcised out of me. Just get a ladle.
Chock Full o' Nuts by snook7 September 14, 2009

cock-o-pops 

Tasty cereal mentioned in GTA:San Andreas
Start your day with a mouth full of cock
cock-o-pops by Notoriousdoc May 20, 2005

cock-o-matic 

A girl that goes through cocks like a robot and can never get enough.
I think Kelsey is a cock-o-matic.

cock-o-copter 

(v) The act of gripping the base of one's flaccid penis and twirling it around (mimicking the whirling motion of a helicopter blade) when jumping from a tall structure; usu. in an attempt to slow one's descent.

The cock-o-copter is thought to have been invented by Scotsmen in the early 1400's, as an effective method of flying/gliding when combined with the parachute-like properties of their kilts. The overall goal is an effect much like that achieved by modern-day airships (blimps).
Did you see how good Jon's cock-o-copter was off of that bridge? He almost levitated!

cock o'clock

when you get off work and your woman is waiting at home for you to hit it.
Bikel heard the five o'clock whistle and he knew he had some sweet, sweet lovin waiting at home for him. It was his cock o'clock.
cock o'clock by BabyClisinCanton February 19, 2010