by The Old Man/Unkle Grandpa June 21, 2024
Get the Sperm Whale mug.When a story has a moral or message that is either too simplistic for the complexity of the story or so strange that it doesn’t quite fit. The term is a writer slang and has nothing to do with Aesop becoming a space whale (boo!) other than it's derivation of name
Publisher: .. And what's the ending of the story?
Writer: Uhh.. the Octopus King donates it to an alien in Saturn who is very poor and owns a space pizzeria moral is "always donate to the poor".
Publisher: You made a total of 2874 wars and 78 billion universes destruct and a total of 420 trillion people die and the Octopus King to lose all his friends and family, be alienated by everyone, locked in a prison for 5 centuries, become blind and get the cold side removed from his pillow just for him to donate the treasure that could have made him the all-powerful universe ruler to an alien he has no relation with
Writer: Yessir
Publisher: that's such a Space Whale Aesop
Writer: Uhh.. the Octopus King donates it to an alien in Saturn who is very poor and owns a space pizzeria moral is "always donate to the poor".
Publisher: You made a total of 2874 wars and 78 billion universes destruct and a total of 420 trillion people die and the Octopus King to lose all his friends and family, be alienated by everyone, locked in a prison for 5 centuries, become blind and get the cold side removed from his pillow just for him to donate the treasure that could have made him the all-powerful universe ruler to an alien he has no relation with
Writer: Yessir
Publisher: that's such a Space Whale Aesop
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by ver_meil December 21, 2024
Get the pallid whale mug.The largest carnivorous whale (except the blue whale but they don't count because all they eat is krill).
Back when people were idiots, they thought the sperm whale's echolocation liquid was sperm, so they called it the SPERM whale.
Back when people were idiots, they thought the sperm whale's echolocation liquid was sperm, so they called it the SPERM whale.
by Tugia The Narrator February 8, 2026
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Sperm whales can grow up to 52 ft and are enemies with orcas. One time in 1997, the sperm whales and orcas had a huge war that I like to call the "October War" because it lasted from Oct 21-26.
Another time some Sperm whales shit when fighting Orcas, lol. Sperm whales hunt giant/colossal squids. Also fun fact: Their poop is used for perfume.
Sperm whales can grow up to 52 ft and are enemies with orcas. One time in 1997, the sperm whales and orcas had a huge war that I like to call the "October War" because it lasted from Oct 21-26.
Another time some Sperm whales shit when fighting Orcas, lol. Sperm whales hunt giant/colossal squids. Also fun fact: Their poop is used for perfume.
Whaler: I'm gonna kill you for money Moby Dick
Sperm Whale: *shits and the whaler*
Whaler: hhahgahgratgsogheiotuwasghsuitrweigterter
Sperm Whale: *shits and the whaler*
Whaler: hhahgahgratgsogheiotuwasghsuitrweigterter
by Tugia The Narrator February 8, 2026
Get the Sperm whale mug.An extremely dangerous and stupid internet challenge created by an unknown group on Russian social media websites around the middle of 2010s. It presented itself as a fun internet game that the so-called "curators" would put in their status saying "I want to play a game with you"
To enter the game, a player would have to give their info away to the curator, who would then task them to download their app and then complete a simple and remotely innocent task, like watching a horror movie. Every task had to be provided with photo or video proof of completion.
As the game progressed, the tasks would get progressively more difficult in brutal, for instance carving a drawing of a whale in their forearm with a razor, with the later challenges being things like "getting rid" of a pet or breaking a limb and making it look like an accident to not raise suspicion.
On day 50, the player would be given their final task - deleting all the messages between them and the curator and taking their own life. By that point (or even earlier) if the player refused to do the task and/or wanted to quit the game, they would be threatened that their parents would be murdered if they quit, since the curators had all of the player's information. Those threats were completely baseless and wouldn't lead anywhere, but kids truly believed it and did what was requested.
To enter the game, a player would have to give their info away to the curator, who would then task them to download their app and then complete a simple and remotely innocent task, like watching a horror movie. Every task had to be provided with photo or video proof of completion.
As the game progressed, the tasks would get progressively more difficult in brutal, for instance carving a drawing of a whale in their forearm with a razor, with the later challenges being things like "getting rid" of a pet or breaking a limb and making it look like an accident to not raise suspicion.
On day 50, the player would be given their final task - deleting all the messages between them and the curator and taking their own life. By that point (or even earlier) if the player refused to do the task and/or wanted to quit the game, they would be threatened that their parents would be murdered if they quit, since the curators had all of the player's information. Those threats were completely baseless and wouldn't lead anywhere, but kids truly believed it and did what was requested.
The blue whale challenge is proof that we are devolving as a species. So much for all the work done in space exploration, innovation and scientific breakthroughs….
by iPhone=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing March 22, 2026
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Friend 1 - Dude I had her give me a white whale last night!
Friend 2 - dude you’re so fucking lucky! My girl is too vanilla for that
Friend 1 - Fucking sucks bud
Friend 2 - dude you’re so fucking lucky! My girl is too vanilla for that
Friend 1 - Fucking sucks bud
by TheGoldenWhale February 17, 2025
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