by fruitlooped May 8, 2018
Get the airport pantsmug. by Whatalldoyouwantfromme March 2, 2020
Get the clean pantsmug. When you have messed up really bad and your boyfriend/girlfriend is to the point of something drastic. Such as breaking up. Time to step it up, asshole and put on the pants.
Person: I messed up big time. My girlfriend is going to be so upset. I think she is going to break up with me!
Person 2: You know what time it is then
Person 1: No, What?!
Person 2: It's Apology Pants Time!
Person 2: You know what time it is then
Person 1: No, What?!
Person 2: It's Apology Pants Time!
by Jenasis December 21, 2018
Get the Apology Pants Timemug. The small pieces of toilet paper left behind after a poor wiping. Possibly caused by cheap toilet paper.
by Joke65 October 11, 2015
Get the Pants Croutonmug. "Listening to his pants" is a dude being super horny and doing whatever his pants and dick are telling him to do
by pollipol March 23, 2022
Get the Listening to his pantsmug. pants that are small enough to derive comments and taunts from others and provoke the pants wearer into untoward actions
Hey coach, maybe you should focus on how small your pants are, rather than breaking a clipboard...
small pants
small pants
by bob zimway October 7, 2021
Get the small pantsmug. When someone comes into the strip club with one intention and one intention ONLY.....to get freaky. Freaky pants are thin fabric material such as basketball shorts, lightweight sweatpants, pajama pants and especially grey sweatpants. Freaky pants are the closest you can get to being naked and getting your dick hard.
“He’s wearing freaky pants....easy access for a $50 handjob.”
“Wearing jeans to a strip club is like jail for your penis, bro” “wear freaky pants instead.”
“Wearing jeans to a strip club is like jail for your penis, bro” “wear freaky pants instead.”
by Brittany, Kameron & Erika July 19, 2021
Get the Freaky pantsmug.