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Pants Crouton
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The
small
pieces of toilet
paper
left behind after a poor wiping. Possibly caused by cheap toilet
paper
.
Man
, I need to get better toilet
paper
, I
keep
getting pants croutons.
Pants Crouton
by
Joke65
October 11, 2015
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