A Term used to describe the ride on a four-point leaf-sprung suspension vehicle. Usually in a way to describe either immense anger or arse-aching pain. Context: Vehicles that carry leaf spring suspension on all four wheels are inherently amazing for weight loading but, intensely painful for any form of bumps. Although reliable and excellent and at the best of times, will remind you how it would feel to become instantly homeless when you hit a speed bump at Morley Galleria.
-Used to describe vehicles such as Early Landcruisers, Early Nissan Patrols, and old vehicles
- Point of note, as leafs are added from five upwards take one off age of child being ridden by priest. 8 Leaf = 8 Year old.
-Used to describe vehicles such as Early Landcruisers, Early Nissan Patrols, and old vehicles
- Point of note, as leafs are added from five upwards take one off age of child being ridden by priest. 8 Leaf = 8 Year old.
"The 75 Series rode like a big pillow on the blacktop, but as soon as she was off-road it was ridden like a priest on a 9 year old"
" Fuck me dead these springs suck arse, ridden like a priest on a 9 year old I'll say"
" Fuck me dead these springs suck arse, ridden like a priest on a 9 year old I'll say"
by 12HT4Lyfe October 31, 2023
Get the Ridden Like a Priest on a 9 Year Oldmug. when your parents are trying to figure out something like Facebook and are asking why this or why that.
Mom/Dad: Why can't I see my funspace????
you:because you hafta look in your apps
Them: well it's not on the side there so do I not have it anymore?????
you: no you hafta look in your apps!
Them: well it used to be here and now it's not!!!!
you:Man you have like opposite 3-year-old syndrome or something.
you:because you hafta look in your apps
Them: well it's not on the side there so do I not have it anymore?????
you: no you hafta look in your apps!
Them: well it used to be here and now it's not!!!!
you:Man you have like opposite 3-year-old syndrome or something.
by jNS50F October 11, 2008
Get the opposite 3-year-old syndromemug. by Fooliotic September 25, 2005
Get the Ass Like a 10 Year Old Boymug. "wow, my girlfriend gave me a joyner last night and i was as stiff as an old man on a cold winter's night"
by Nick Meyer. April 1, 2008
Get the as stiff as an old man on a cold winter's nightmug. When 2 males stand on each side of a girl on her knees while she uses KY Tingling Sensation Lube to masturbate both of them continuously until they start to ejaculate and then they bend back there boners counter side to her ASS cheeks and slap her on the ass with their dicks.
by Nillina and Manlord lol December 5, 2009
Get the the old 1-2 ghetto booty slappymug. He had a 12 year old chicken chest!
by NeecyMae August 7, 2022
Get the 12 year old chicken chestmug. yeah that van is probably safe and will give you tons of candy. to acquire the candy you must get in the back of the van and say LESSSSS GO!!! 😎😎😎😎😎. then the car will start to go forward and when you come to your destination you will get the candy. THIS PROCESS IS VERY POG.
Person 1: I hopped in a white van which has a old guy in it and I got TONS OF CANDY!
Person 2: Is this an ad?
Person 1: Yes this is an ad for Raid Shadow Legends and their pickup candy system.
Person 2: Is this an ad?
Person 1: Yes this is an ad for Raid Shadow Legends and their pickup candy system.
by dustybowls April 17, 2021
Get the white van which has a old guy in itmug.