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Take A Clay

When one has absorbed copious amounts of Mexican food and does not realize they need to poop. They then believe they are going to release the most satisfying fart in the history of time, but instead drop of a mountain of shit into their pants. They then make their fiance wash their tainted pants. Also used as a general term for basic bowel movement.
Hey it smells like tacos in here
Yeah I'm about to Take A Clay, fire up that washing machine
by Honky Actual May 20, 2016
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Take the L

Favorite thing amongst crypto holders
Crypto user on Twitter: my crypto card didn’t work

Some random based Twitter user: take the L
by paproć October 29, 2021
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Taking on the Roll

Committing one's time to a job or task that goes beyond what is required for the sole purpose of acquiring currency or favor. A step above, "getting this bread".
I just started this job but I am taking on the roll. I'm not just getting some bread, I'm taking on the whole roll.
by Cheddyboi April 28, 2022
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freezing cold take

something parker blessing will not stop saying
by Slothman2246 February 6, 2023
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Low Take

An unnecessary and undeserved insult or opinion. Said out of jealousy with the intent to throw a blow at a person’s ego.
Low take, that dress she’s wearing looks like she stole it from Queen Elizabeth’s closet.
by freshprinceofsteveforest December 17, 2022
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Hard to give a shit when you have to take one

The unignorable barely containable urge to take a crap.

For example: You and your mother hurriedly crossing a busy street to the nearest bathroom when she suddenly falls down as you see a bus in the distance quickly closing the gap between it and her. You scream an apology without missing a step asking the other pedestrians to please help her in lue of you trying to save her and shitting your pants in the middle of the road.
For example: You and your mother are hurriedly crossing a busy street to the nearest bathroom when she suddenly falls down and in the same instant see a bus in the distance quickly closing the gap between it and her. You scream an apology without missing a step asking the other pedestrians to please help her (in lue of you trying to save her and shitting your pants in the middle of the road). This would be a case of it being hard to give a shit when you have to take one.
by RyDawg2000 August 5, 2022
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take a number

Used to tell someone to wait their turn for something, such as to speak with a person or to ask a person for something. Taken from the system of hospitals and pharmacies of taking a piece of paper with a number on it from a big red roll and waiting for your number to come up on the screen. When your number came up, you were served.
Take a number, honey, I'm way too busy right now.
by Ben October 12, 2004
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