Definitions by freshprinceofsteveforest
Deny if Possible
A phrase your neighbor advises you to use when you are caught by your spouse with your pants down with the above mentioned neighbor.
“Fuck, fuck! Stop!”
“What’s wrong with it?!”
“She’s home!”
“Deny if possible.”
“You’re busted assholes.” - Doorbell camera
“What’s wrong with it?!”
“She’s home!”
“Deny if possible.”
“You’re busted assholes.” - Doorbell camera
Deny if Possible by freshprinceofsteveforest April 18, 2023
Lil’ Witch
A controlling, manipulative bitch who bullies her spouse using tactics such as threats, criticism, emasculation and blame to instill fear and guilt in him so he won’t leave her. She is jealous of her spouse’s friends, family and co-workers and will often isolate him from these people in order to ensure they can’t open his eyes to the true situation at hand.
Her spouse is often unhappy, but has been brainwashed by the abuse and is too fearful to stand up to her. It’s possible she practices dark magic.
Her spouse is often unhappy, but has been brainwashed by the abuse and is too fearful to stand up to her. It’s possible she practices dark magic.
“Did you know that Lil’ Witch put a microchip on Hank! She watches his movements while he’s at work and he gets in trouble if he talks to a female coworker.”
“I heard the Lil’ Witch makes him sit down to pee!”
“I heard the Lil’ Witch makes him sit down to pee!”
Lil’ Witch by freshprinceofsteveforest March 19, 2023
Low Take
An unnecessary and undeserved insult or opinion. Said out of jealousy with the intent to throw a blow at a person’s ego.
Low Take by freshprinceofsteveforest December 17, 2022