Matthew’s Mom

Joy is da bhaddest milf around. All the homies tryna run a train on tha shii!! When she wear them lululemons tho- sheeeeeeeshhhh

Matthew’s Mom has a fat, juicy ass.

Matthew’s Mom by longschlong79 August 24, 2021

Your mom 

1. Vague insult used by exasperated pimple faced teenger.

2. Punctuation for anything at all, ever. Also retort for anything at all, ever. Doesn't have to make any sense, at all, ever.

3. Slut.

"I went to see Matrix Reloaded yesterday!"

"I went and saw your mom last night!"

"That Astrovan demolished the Echo."

"Your mom demolished my echo last night!"

Your mom by Skyline Rescue Dart June 10, 2006

your mom 

Used as a comeback...

so what did you and your date wear to sadies?

I wore your mom...actually i kinda wore her out....

your mom by Jonathan June 10, 2006

there's a jinn up your mom's ass

A phrase used among Muslims, typically used as a means of derailing a conversation when one person says something particularly hurtful or annoying to the other.

Fatima: Mohammed, why do you sound like a retard whenever you speak?
Mohammed: there's a jinn up your mom's ass.

there's a jinn up your mom's ass by mynoduesp2303 November 6, 2018

your mom 

A really lame comeback for when people can't think of anything else. Used mostly by high school kids or adults trying to be cool with the "younger crowd". Usually followed by "OHHHHHHHH" and/or "BURRRRRRRRRRN". Gets really annoying really really fast.

Kid: You just won't play dodgeball against us 'cause you know you'll LOSE!
Teacher: Hey...hey...YOUR MOM!
Class: OHHHHHHHHHHH!!! BURN!!! *laughs like idiots*

your mom by purplehazegirl May 20, 2006

boyds mom 

A really big whore thats really old.

I went over to boyds mom's house for head

boyds mom by Anonymous September 26, 2003

my mom 

The most dumb, gay, annoying answer ever when you ask someone where did they come from, when you mean the town, state, or city they came from.

:

When "Rachel" introduces "Lauren" (a friend from another town who came to visit her school for a day) to all her friends,
her friend "Gabby" asks her a question.

Gabby: Hey, where did you come from?
Rachel: My mom.

my mom by Twilght_girl_0012 February 20, 2009