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Kentucky Meat Showers

An unusual phenomenon which also is a group sex act.

3 inches or less have been reported for the act except one extreme occurrence of 20-30 inches.

Also referred to as Gods Bukkake as it could get even the virgin Mary pregnant; perhaps explaining immaculate conception.

...may also describe vultures vomiting up meat over Kentucky.. but...we all know that is fake news.
God came out of the sky..must be Kentucky Meat showers. Take your birth control ladies!!

I broke Sarge everybody...must be Kentucky Meat Showers

Damn...that's a cow shaped hole in that....'boat'...Kentucky Meat Showers served again.
by A Minnesotan January 3, 2019
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showerboy

one who likes to get his groove on in and out of the shower. A showerboy will groove it out under any circumstance!
Its just like when you have to go to Danny's in Windsor, and you are so flustered with all the action going on, and then a showerboy turns the heat up even more, with a thrustful pelvic giration.
by Josh November 10, 2004
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perfume showers

The Sharing of a Perfume Shower with a Lady friend who works on the Perfume Counter at Debenhams
Brenda works on the Perfume counter at Debenhams, When we take Perfume Showers together the Radiance of all the perfume that she handles is amplified as the warm water touches her delicate skin.
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A Perfume shower is: Being pumped on (This could constitute foreplay, so I'm told, not my cup of tea, i might add.)by someone. Preferably someone who's not had meat for a few days, or has a diet consisting solely of parma violets or something equally fragrant... Surprisingly, it's not for everyone.
by Paul J Williams April 26, 2006
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showerbator

Someone who commits the act of showerbation. See "Showerbation" for reference.
Colin is such a showerbator.
by Shmoblar August 26, 2005
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shoner

a shoner is defined as a character with the personality of a no lifed pedophilic asian who finds pleasure in watching men fist each other through the anus. this also includes bending kids over the knee and fucking them anul
Sean Dunn shoner anul
by Derpaherpa December 27, 2013
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showar

I'm going to take a showar.
by TheMariner July 16, 2008
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Shwerd

A combination between 'shweet' and 'word'. Something way better than swerd.
susana-"I got schwag"
jess-"shwerd"
by jdshshfse September 16, 2011
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