Black Friday

A day where people claw eachother to get low prices on things they don't need just hours after giving thanks for what they already have.

Avery: Ready for some Black Friday shopping?! Let's go get some amazing deals!
Mallory: I'm gonna sit this one out. I broke my leg last year in that mob of shoppers, remember? Plus I'm thankful for what I have. We just celebrated thanksgiving yesterday!

by Badasswithacause November 25, 2016

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Black Plague

Any girl that has had/have every STD

Day bitch has da black plague

by Octapussay December 4, 2016

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Black bandaid

A compromise made to appease the black people in a group. Like a regular bandaid, a black bandaid only works for short period of time before falling off.

"We were forced to apply a black bandaid to avoid getting into a fight with Tyrone" said John after finishing a piece of fried chicken.

by Agent Lonewolf November 25, 2015

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black whopper

A really nasty fat black hooker

"Man, I fucked a black whopper last night. She said I can have it my way"

by Black Whopper December 18, 2015

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Black and All

To be stereo typed with everything black :)

"Felicia goes to college, but she still stay black and all dat."

by Guerillahead February 27, 2016

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Black Friday

A day of mass holiday shopping. Originally, black Friday happened the Friday after Thanksgiving, but has since been moved to the day of Thanksgiving (6 p.m. to 1 a.m.) for unknown reasons.

So after we eat Thanksgiving lunch with the family, do you want to go Black Friday shopping?

Jim can't go Black Friday shopping because he wants to watch the Thanksgiving Thursday football games.

by Dude1234567890 February 29, 2016

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