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Schrödinger's Cat 

The subject of an experiment conducted by mad crazy quatum physics man named Schrödinger. Here is the kicker of the experiment: Most believe that Schrödinger was attempting to prove that the cat was both dead and alive at a single point in time. This is not quite true. The fellow was merely attempting to prove that the rules regarding microscopic objects (such as particles that can be in "dual states" so to speak) are in no way governed by the established laws for macroscopic objects (a cat). You see, it is well established that a cat is either A. Dead or B. Alive. Schrödinger put his cat in a solid lead box with a vial of gaseous hydrocyanic acid (HCN(g)) and a radioactive isotope with an established half life of about one hour. Because a single particle was used, the chance of it decaying was 50/50. The vial would be broken when the particle decayed, and the cat, being rather allergic to hydrocyanic acid, would die. The problem arises here. After an hour, the single radioactive particle, speaking on quatum terms, was in a dual state of decay and, eh, not decay. The laws of quatum physics say that all items in a closed system can be related with well known and well tested equations. Using these equations, the cat is in a dual state of being dead and alive. Not possible. Therefore, there can be no assumptions made regarding the relations of macroscopic objects and microscopic objects.

However, I believe the cat was just a clear cut zombie cat.
Schrödinger's Cat is actually so complicated that even though I tried to explain it in the simpliest terms I could, I made no sense.
Schrödinger's Cat by Nope4810 April 19, 2005
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taddy cat 

An annoying person who causes a random disruption to your personal being. Someone who messes things up or makes something go wrong. Or also used if you cant think of another word to call somebody.if someones a taddy cat, their pretty much janky. :]
my friend pierce called tate a taddy cat when he jumped off the golfcart JUST to pick a wild apple.

mason;ty, you freakin taddy cat, you made the dog pee on me!"

pierce; quit being such a taddy cat and go get me a water!

jessica; quit it tristin your bein a taddy cat!

meggan; david quit mooning your freaking butt at me your being a freaking taddy cat!

taylor; slams his locker and yells taddy cat, but ponders in confusion of what it really means...
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Polite Cat 

Polite Cat, also known as He Looks Very Polite, refers to a reaction image of a cat named Ollie looking at the camera with what has been described as a "polite" expression. The image is also associated with a series of photoshop exploitables featuring mock text message conversations between a landlord and a prospective renter. In the conversation, the landlord tells the renter that they do not allow pets. However, after the renter sends a picture of the pet, the landlord makes an exception, stating that the pet looks polite.
that polite cat looks very polite :)
Polite Cat by AntisocialWeeb August 1, 2018

smoking cat 

A tobacco industry term used to describe a tattletale teenager who tells on his friends after they tried smoking for the first time
Ernie snitched on his friends for smoking, hes a smoking cat
smoking cat by pipeman88 May 29, 2021

Standard Issue Cat 

Brown mackerel tabbies

Also called "SIC" in short
I always feed neighbor's standard issue cat instead of my own because they look the same!
Standard Issue Cat by Nullingo June 15, 2022

barking cat

derogatory term for a small dog such as a chihuahua or a pekingese
I was hoping my girlfriend would get a real dog like a german shepard or something that could guard the house, but she just got a damn barking cat.
barking cat by Michael_Hunt March 26, 2009

Fritz the Cat

Fritz the Cat is a mother-fucking badass.
Fritz the Cat by Elizabeth Bliss August 15, 2011