Nuclear Nut

when a person nuts so hard that it creates a constant leakage of semen

John doe: BRO WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING
John doe 2: MY SEMEN IS NOTHING BUT A NUCLEAR NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
John doe: WE ARE GONNA FUCKING DIE!!!!!

*explosion*

by DreamybullxxxNew August 20, 2023

Crispy Nut

A Crispy Nut is when you are about to cum and a gust/puff of air is discharged fom the penis instead of them man juices. A Crispy Nut only occurs when a man 'Has no more Nuts to give' because he has made his quota.

Tiffany-"I thought my boyfriend was about to shoot a massive load on my face, instead he gave me a Crispy Nut"

by DigBick@23 May 26, 2016

Urethral nut

A substance excreted from an organisms urethra; a transparent and most commonly yellow fluid
(I.e. piss)

I went to the bathroom to relieve myself of my urethral nut

by Something_Witty696969 April 26, 2019

nut blood

Blood infused semen due to infection, disease or cancer in the genitourinary system.

Person 1:Did you hear about his nut blood?
Person 2: what's nut blood?!
Person 1: boy oh boy do I have a story for you.

by 69hqrry69 November 17, 2018

nut snorkeler

When someone dives into a plate of nuts, whether come or the common-allergy food, wearing snorkling gear. With the top of the breathing tube, you inhale strongly, dragging in the desired snorkle content.

Person 1: "Bro, Cass just did a nut snorkeler! It got everywhere! I'm gonna try ma nuts next!"
Person 2: "Holy moly! Did you take any pictures?"
Person 1: "I got every angle, brother."

by mario saves lives August 8, 2022

monkey nut

When you nut while having sexual intercourse and let out an ear piecing squark like monkey.

Johnny: "Hey wanna bang"
Isabel: "sure!"
Johnny: "OMG I'm about to monkey nut... oo ee ah ah!"

by James019 May 15, 2018

slumber nut

Equivalent to a wet dream, however you are in a more deep state of mind. The action of nutting in “no nut November”.

Last night I had the biggest slumber nut of my life.nut wet dream

by SHR1M November 14, 2017