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New Found Glory

A band who are often mistaken for emo, when they are very obviously POP-PUNK. Became known when "my friends over you" was released.
new found glory? they sing 'my friends over you'
by lea_lea_lea July 27, 2004
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Bad News Beers

When you drink too much beer and make bad decisions.
Guy1: Dude what happened last night?
Guy2: I don't even know, but it was def bad news beers!
by Classy Lady V. 1.0 September 28, 2010
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New Guinea Gaspump

When a person of the male gender places his flaccid (soft, non-erect) member inside of a woman (typically), and then proceeds to urinate inside of her.
"Hey bro! Did you hear that the girls tennis team gives great dome?"
"Yeah, but can any of them take a New Guinea Gaspump?"
by Ed Denes April 3, 2008
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getting new carpet

when your pubic hair starts to grop back after you've shaved it.
Guy 1: "Dude i'm getting new carpet."

Guy 2: "Oh yeah? In what rooms?"

Guy 3: "No, i mean my pubes are growing back."
by ProfessorOak December 31, 2008
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New states of papere

The New States of Papere (also known as Impero delle Papere or Impero dei Toxic) is an italian discord server created in 2018 where you can flame other people and fight some civil war.
X: you're so fucking dumb! you're surely from New states of papere!
Y: i'm literally crying
by jak a rama May 17, 2021
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New York Knish

Having oral sex with someone when their mouth is full of mashed potatoes.
While eating dinner, Jerome got so annoyed with Janie's non-stop babble, that he didn't even wait for her to finish her mashed potatoes before sticking his dick in her mouth and saying, "How do you like that New York Knish girl!".
by RBAK July 14, 2016
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Breaking News Syndrome

The inability for some individuals to assess the entire story before bringing tidbits to the table in the form of fact.
You can't believe anything that bitch says, she's suffering from Breaking News Syndrome.
by wisconsin quinn January 14, 2009
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