Grass Layer

someone who is the type of person to lay in the grass (skill issue) (negative)

wow , alex is a real grass layer

by Narry B April 19, 2025

Snake laying

When a person assumes the squatting position then walks like a duck while taking a shit.

Tom was snake laying in the field because he didn’t have a restroom to use.

by MortySmith0316 June 4, 2025

Zone layer

A layer of weed smoke that fills a car, room, or concert venue. Probable to get a contact high and take a nap.

My nephew passed out in the chair because of the zone layer.

by anonymous June 22, 2025

Alf Layla wa Layla

When someone puts suspense but never finishes the story

Bro pulled of an Alf Layla wa Layla on us

by Sabar June 27, 2025

Horn-laying

When you lay down to indulge in sexual fantasies without masturbating

Bro, he wasn't even jerking it. He was just horn-laying.

by Eushshtb July 5, 2025

Horn-laying

The act of lying in bed to indulge in sexual fantasies without actually masturbating

Bro, he wasn't even masturbating. He was horn-laying.

by Eushshtb July 5, 2025

triple layer hickey fuck

The horrendous sexual act that start by the woman sucking on the males foreskin for 16 hours. This breaches the 3 layers of skin, (top foreskin, the cock itself, and underside of the foreskin) creating a hickey on the cock preventing seman from exiting the penis permanently.

P1: Dude how have you been?
P2: It’s been crazy, I can’t jerk off to my aunt because me and your wife did the Triple Layer Hickey Fuck

by Step Uncle Greg December 1, 2025